Ah yes. The smiley with the skeptical eyes and the little sun say it all. I am happy this morning (or like they say at church, "on this morning" LOL). The freeway was pretty much empty around 4:30 a.m. just like I like it. I did 95 the whole way to work w/ no CHP's to harass me. I woke up, and for once I didn't almost fall down in the hallway on my way to the bathroom. Went outside to get in the car, and I didnt have to zip up my jacket because... it isnt cold! What you know about that Cali winter? I'd say it was about 65 degrees this morning. Its snowing in Michigan right this minute, HA HA HA! My new Cortez are still gleaming white and royal blue. My shirt wasn't wrinkled this morning. Yes, today has started off well. Now if the rest of the day can go as well as this morning, I'll be good.
As a result there is no Complaint of The Day. How can I complain when I get off at 2:30 p.m. on a sunny Cali day? When everyone I know will still be at work when I'm crusin w/ the top dropped blastin' my oldies in the sunny winter day? When I launch my One Woman Protest on behalf of MLK day on Monday (in other words I wont go work)? How can I complain when I have a hair appointment today? Oh wait. Yeah I can complain. Sorry, false alarm.
Complaint of the Day
I'm complaining about the salon. I hate going in there any later than 7:30 a.m. because everyone in there is either bouregois to the tenth power, or ghetto times a hundred. My appointment is for 4:00 p.m. So I already know what I'm in for. Its a good thing I go armed with my discman and that I have to sit under the dryer for almost an hour (straw set folks... work with me). Or else I might have to go nuts on some of them heiffers. Those broads are loud for NO GOOD REASON talking about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING of any remote importance to anyone in the salon. The sound of their voices make me cringe as I stand outside waiting to be buzzed in. Then I know I'm not gonna get seen until about 5:00. Which means the real process wont start until about 6:00. So I'm looking to go home around 7:30 or 8:00 p.m... am I disgusted? Hell yeah. It's a good thing I take pride in ushering at the House of the Lord. Or else I'd say to hell w/ the House of Elegance.
Well, I'm gonna get to work early today. Maybe I can go home early and psychologically prepare myself for the terror that awaits me at the salon. Anhow, its Friday. So its all good regardless. Its about 6:06 a.m. I'll be back later.
