H a v e  y o u  e v e r  w o n d e r e d ........            

Why people ask " you all right ? " when they see you.  At first I thought the problem was me, maybe I look pale or my shirt was on backwards or my zipper undone, but now I know its not. So how about going back to basics and just saying " Hello" its not hard. Honest

Why do people tell you to take a chill pill. I mean do they really exist? and its no good  you telling me to take one and then not give me one. Where can I get one? Do Boots stock them?

When a guy says to a girl I would die for you Why does she think that its romantic and believe him, I mean he has no way to prove it. OK just for arguments sake lets say the guy does mean it, What good is that to anybody? and if he really loves her go talk to your parents maybe you could get married. Sheesh! Sometimes life isn't an Indian film.

In Tom & Jerry when Tom gets the dog/bird and puts them in a safe locks it, then throws it down a hole how do they get out so fast? ok maybe that ones just me NEXT 

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near....oops wrong page

Why they stopped showing He - Man and Thundercats but shows like Pokemon are on every bloody day. No wonder I don't like waking up on Saturday mornings.

In movies (and you know I actually mean Indian ones) when at a wedding the guy or girl decides to marry someone else that hardly any body gets pissed off, even if it is someone that the parents didn't like in the first place. Even the girl or guy that gets stood up is all smiles and ends up dancing at what was supposed to their wedding. I mean what the fuck? This doesn't really happen. Does it?

BTW Vicks and Paracetamol do not cure everything sometimes you need a doctor. This is a health warning. Please take it seriously.

Why at the beginning of some albums (hindi,bhangra,mainstream) at the intro does the artist say "you're not ready for this" or something similar. What's that supposed to mean? Not ready, Is the album not ready, if not why did you release it? or If you mean I'm not ready to listen to it then maybe I shouldn't buy it. Here's a tip telling people you're not ready for this doesn't encourage sales or does it add to my listening pleasure. Its just annoying so quit it.