| Attractive Female Wanted |
| I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor She saiud she'd call me back when she finished work Haven't heard a word all day I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali I ain't asking a great deal just a female to move in I'll share all my records toothbrush and car and color TV honestly A single girl for my single bed is my remedy She doesn't hvae to be a movie star Cover of a magazine She can work in a garage all day In the evening some canteen I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes It's embarassing I've had no complaints but obviously you've guessed No compliments Won't someone please answer my prayers Before I'm old and grey I've been lonely too long All of my family think I'm gay She doesn't have to be a movie star Cover of a magazine She can work in a garage all day In the evening some canteen Attractive female wanted Active female wanted I may get drunk stink like a skunk But she'll look after me Put me to bed ease my aching head And make fuss of me You know what I'm gonna do Think I'll write a letter To Mr. Hugh Hefner confidentially Dear Sir A single girl for my single bed is my remedy |
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