Well first of all you have to know where the void is it is located between a church (the crappy cathedral) and an old folks home (the voidish city) well ultima hadn't been down there much and he said it was a void and I made up the void story

 Once there was a Mail man who went to the church (cathedral) and worshiped well one day the priest made the Mail man mad and the mail man went to the public library and just happened to find a book of devil voodoo spells then he turned himself into a devil the voidish devil DUM DUM DUM!!! Well the devil went to the church and killed the priest and turned the priest into the transparent Blue subterranean flying monkey general that fly with their tusks and antlers. Then he turned all of the people within a 2-block radius into transparent blue subterranean flying monkey guards that fly only with their tusks.

Well when anybody come into the void the monkey guards come and stab the people with there tusks and then fly (mind u they fly with there tusks NOT wings they flap their tusks) well the flap there tusks with the people on the tusks so the people are being ripped apart as the monkeys fly and they take the people to the voidish devil half dead and ripped apart and they have to tell why they where in the void and when they are done telling he tells the monkey guards to take them to the crappy cathedral but as they lift off the people get torn in half. Well you are either about ready to go to another site well DON'T this is the good part once this milk man who found out about this and then turned him self into SUPER MILK MAN!!!! Then he went to the crappy cathedral and killed the devil by giving him some milk you see the devil was lactosandtolerent and he died the end Ps. He was allergic to the following

Dirt

Grass                              By: Fagoff

Air

Water

Himself

His dick

Porn

And any kind of eels you can think of

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You have just wasted about 30mins of your life at this story page ha ha ha

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Like it would take 30mins to read this anyway

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Would you be out of the site already if you hadn't stop to read this??

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There is more then one void in our town.