Toilet Cams
Okay, first of all, I have to tell you about Mike's
step dad: he is an apartment owner/wal-mart manager/carpenter by day, but by
night he is a technician for Mini-Hitler!!! DUM DUM DUM DUM!!! He lives in a void in the boonies(refer
to THE VOID). Okay, back to the
point: in the school kitchen, there are a bunch of lockers, what they are for
are really secret tunnels under the school. One tunnel leads to Mike's step Dad's
laboratory. In this super-secret
lab, he makes TOILET CAMERAS.
Implanted in toilets all around the Rochester Schools and parts of
Chezoslavakia. I have avoided these
toilets for this very reason. Why
Mini-Hitler ordered the making of these cameras is beyond me. Its probably some evil scheme for world
domination. DUM DUM. The cameras shove themselves up into peoples (censored) and
take control of there minds and turn them into teachers and Mini-Hitler
slaves(of doom, death, and decay~!!).
THE END
By: Ultima_X