Tips

Never curse at your mom!

Duck when someone throws something at you!

Your stupid!

Kiss your lips for good luck.

No ringy, all dingy.

DICK!!! (It has a tip, doesn't?)

Don't go up to a woman that you have never seen before and ask her to sleep with you.

Don't put a KILL ME sign on your back.

Don't make a PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS in your letter. (Refer to THE VOID)

When you eat don't put the food up your nose.

Don't chop off your arms or legs or your manhood.

Don't cross the road if you didn't look both ways.

Don't lie out in the middle of the street. (It hurts)

When you use the toilet, don't eat what you just put in there.

Don't use the toilets at Rochester Middle School.

Watch out for the transparent Blue subterranean flying monkey generals that fly with their tusks and antlers.

Don't talk to your pencil.

When taking out the trash, don't dump it in you neighbors yard.

When your neighbors have a cook out, don't pee in their grill.

Never go up to a woman and say, "You have large breasts will you sleep with me?"

I kill you till you die.

Remember to breath.

Take showers.

Do talk to strangers.

Nobody ever landed on the moon it is just all fake!!

Are you still reading these tips!! You must be bored!!

Go to the vet and get a checkup.

 When the doctor says, "turn your head and cough" more than five times, you know he is doing something else.

Sweeetness is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Go to a party.

1 2 and 3 are numbers.

Golfers can only count to four.  FOUR!!

The president is George W. Bush.

And he not good at English!!

 The cats are going to take over our world so WATCH OUT!!!
People are crazy.

Somebody did something.

You did something today haven't you why don't you go to our guest book and sign it and tell us what you did today. Ok.

Toilet Cams part of our web site is funny.

And the Mini Hitler part is to.

I am running out of tips to write down!!

Here is one. Don't drink and write.

Don't drink and walk.

Don't drink and drink. Ok this one is stupid but hey it fills space doesn't it.

Our schools are the DEVIL!!!

Ben Franklin is the DEVIL because I invented the Telephone!!!

Foosball is the DEVIL!!!

 Ok I think this is enough tips but if you have any stupid, funny, retarded, weird, yellow colored (not really), psycho, and just really weird tips send them to me. NOT too disgusting or they wont go up on the web site!!! YA HERE ME!!!

By: Sweeetness