After World War II in 1770 TEN!!! Hitler killed himself& & ..so they thought BUM BUM DOO. He really froze himself for 2 days then he woke up and started to assemble a laboratory yes, yes you can buy laboratories these days only 19.95 sorry no cod's. Back to the story he was building an army of Mini Hitlers when he was done making them he had them build him a HOVER ROUND 3000000 because that 2 day freeze he had frost bite so they chopped off his legs and his Dick. His hover round was a super fast wheel chair. But he had a plan for world domination he was gonna kill the worlds cat population well I think that freeze froze his brain I have no clue how killing cats is gonna help him take over the world. Well what he dose is hover yes I didn't stutter I said hover he installed jets on it so what! Well he hovers above the cats and then shuts off his hover jets and lands on the cat SPLAT!! Well my friend named I won't say his name is mike well he suddenly learns how to make super cats in the convenience of his own home yes you too can create cats in your home back to the story well his cats go against the mini Hitler armies and then kills them so Hitler get how do I say mad and out of no where he pushes a button that was not there before (so what if I'm making this up as I go?) well his hover round 300,001 TM (this is a registered trade mark (not really)) it morphs into the power ranger rip-off star wars gundam wing  thing of doom death and decay~ robot well my friend whose name is not mike tells the cats to put there heads up each others butts and form a giant cat boss well they battle and Hitler loses and before he blows up he uses his escape pod his robit cups it's hands and goes up and down and he ejaculates Hitler. s pod out (his pod is shaped like a sperm) and wiggles all the way back to RMS (Rochester Middle School).    

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                                  By: Fagoff