A long time ago in the cafeteria it all started with one hair& ..  DA DA DUM!!!

One boy was enjoying his scrumptious scrap of soybean sirloin sandwich(refer to SOYBEANS FOOD) when he found a long, hairy, greasy, black Da DUM DEE DUM I bet youre anxious to find out what he found, aren't YA!! It was none other than a HAIR!! BA NA NAAA!!!!!  He took the sandwich, and the hair to the head cook and she said, "It was YOU'rs"!!!  Of course he had short blonde hair, so it was a lie.  It made him mad, but he forgot about it and moved on.  For a few months everyone started finding something wrong with the food and complainted.  This stirred things up a little, so a small group of kids went exploring in the school to uncover the secrets of school food.  They fell into a pit and died, but the next group found the boiler ROOM. BA NA  da NAA!!  They say Mr. Hummel squatting on a toilet over a conveyor belt, his gross, hairy, squishy, runny, yellow turds being turned into food at the other end.(refer to teacher descriptions).  This started the legendary, week-long boycott of school food.  I guess they liked shit better than normal food, so they went back to eating school food.  THE END

By: Ultima_X