The Stories of the Summer
Fro'N'Stampy-O Goes International
The Fro'N'Stampy-Oer's have spent the summer taking their tricks and talents to the international stage. Here are some of the summer highlights:                      
Mojo Joey and his new band, The Mojo's, have been travelling across Asia, where Mojo Joey is known as a Canadian Sex Symbol. The Mojo's are comprised of Mojo on vocals, Chef Gordon Ramsey on the drums, Michael Douglas on the key-guitar and Carrot Top on the zither. Michael Douglas said of his musical talents, "I am sure we sound bad compared to most musicians, which is why we play mostly in Asia. I especially like the audiences in Japan. I think they are really enthralled by the messages in the music." The Mojo's first album, We're Eating the Monkeys off the Planet, is expected out in stores by October.                     
The band get together for a photo op
Can you spot Fro? (She's in the window on the right side)
Fro is currently launching a clothing line in Venice, during the attorney fashion week. Her new line of high-priced suits run anywhere between $150 thousand and $1.4 million. Fro claims that she uses "...only the finest silks and Egyptian cotton in the suit construction. Many of my suits come pre-accessorized with gold, jewels and platinum crap." Fro's suits are going to be available world-wide by December of 2006.
Sad is wearing the official eyewear of Zimbabwe
Following in the footsteps of Bennifer, Bennifer 2 and Filliam H. Muffman, Sad and Clooney have received a new nickname, Slooney. Photos of the couple vacationing in Zimbabwe have surfaced and the nickname was quickly used to caption all their photos. Slooney was unavailable for comment.            
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