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The Stories of this Week |
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The Mystery of Clolster |
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The Fro'N'Stampy-Oers were eagerly anticipating their live hour of television last tuesday at the duke of Clolster's tomb. Skippy discovered a map to the tomb when she was cleaning out the attic at the old folks home as part of her community service hours for her DUI charge. She secretly brought the map to Fro, who searched her library for information about the Duke of Clolster. She eventually found information in a book entitled, "In the Duke's Bed." She offered this summary of what she found out: "The duke of Clolster was born August 12th, 1399. His infamous action of chasing the elephants out of London-town in 1462, is the reason why a bunch of elephants is referred to as a clolster. Later that year, the duke of Clolster was killed by an elephant. He led a very interesting life." Fro and Skippy led an expedition to find the riches within the duke of Clolster's tomb. |
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Their search led them to Old London-town, a small village outside of London, England. As Stampy had visited the area briefly several years earlier, she travelled with them. Nimisha and Gilly Beans covered the expedition on their talk shows, and so they too travelled to the area. George Clooney and Matt Damon were ready to shoot another movie together, so they came along, bringing Sad and Sass. Mojo Joey, fearing that the lack of educational excursions that Joe Joey has been on would hold him back in school, decided to come. Spiffy and Special came as well, saying, "we just wanted to be on camera." With all the Fro'N'Stampy-Oers along for the journey, Fro and Skippy were ready to find their treasure. |
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Hours after arriving in Old London-town, Skippy found the location of the tomb. It was in a graveyard. Sad and George were prepared, bringing enough lanterns and torches for all. Nimisha and Sass got busy digging up the coffin of the duke of Clolster. When the sun rose the next morning, Skippy realized that her map discovery had paid off. All the Fro'N'Stampy-Oers, except Mojo Joey and Joe Joey who decided to spend the night in a hotel, watched as Spiffy, Gilly and Stampy raised the golden coffin to the surface. Fro cracked off the lid of the coffin on live television on both Nimisha's and Gilly's shows to reveal the duke of Clolster's bones and mountains of riches. Fro got the honour of opening the coffin because Skippy would be breaking bail by fleeing the country. |
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Each Fro'N'Stampy-Oer got his/her share in the riches, with Skippy taking the most because of her high attorney bills and her initial discovery of the map. Fro stated, "most of the money will come to me eventually once Skippy gets in trouble again." The Fro'N'Stampy-Oers left Old London-town reportedly with two million dollars in gold, pearls and jewels. |
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