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The Stories of This Week |
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Sass' New Man |
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After a rough breakup with Seth, Sass is finally back with a new man in her life. Sass said, "It was actually Nimisha that set us up. She knew Matt because he is friends with Brad." Sass and Matt Damon have been seen out together all over town. They are also starring in a new movie together that is due out in theatres later this year. "We are really enjoying each others company," Sass added, "it is nothing like my relationship with Seth. It's so much better than that!" Sass and Matt have recently been seen moving Matt into Sass' mansion. Nimisha stated, "They really seem happy together and that's all that matters." |
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Joe Joey Turns Two |
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This past week, all the Fro'N'Stampy-Oers met up to attend Joe Joey's second birthday party. "Its hardly believable that little Joe Joey is already two," said the happy dad before delivering more cake to the guests. The theme of the party was The Number Two and included two cakes, each with two tiers, two clowns and a whopping two hundred guests. Each guest was required to bring two gifts. All the guests had a great time jumping in the two Jump-and-Bounce Castles, riding two wheel bikes, and playing two party games. |
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Skippy and the Law |
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Over the years, Skippy has had several run-ins with the law. She has been trying to avoid jail, but her recent photo shoot with the band Simple Plan changed everything. Skippy was doing a promotional concert with Simple Plan opening for her. They needed posters for the concert but the shoot ended with Skippy being taken to jail for harassment. Fro, who is filling in as lawyer, "I'm a little rusty since Skippy's been acting well, but I'm glad to be back. We are filling a countersuit against Simple Plan for jury tampering and for misrepresented musical talent. It is likely that they will plead insanity." Fro is confident that Skippy will win because really no one likes Simple Plan. |
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