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| Last year I brought you Fro'N'Stampy-O Homes & Hideaways. This year, I give you The Fro Project. Our Mission: Find some piece of crap house and turn it into a million dollar home without blowing my $600,000 budget. Thereby, ensuring me a profit of $400,000 (Don't tell the others). To do this I will of course need some help, because I won't be doing anything. My team is made up of some of the very best in home renovation. Russell Crowe: his specialty is phone installation, maintenance, and throwing. Andy Dick: he makes wonderful pieces of "cat pooping" art. Mel Gibson: just look how happy he is to be holding that screw driver. Andrew Dan Jumbo: he's sexy. Sean Hayes: he's funny and utterly useless. Amy Wynn Pastor: I'm sure she'll help me keep the boys in check. |
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![The Team [L-R: Rusell, Andy, Mel, Andrew, Sean & Wynn]](thefroproject.jpg) |
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| Now, all I need to do is find a house that I can't damage. And trust me, I found just the place. This lovely crap hole cost me only $159,000. It has no view and no real perks, but I can change all that. So once I do the math . . . ($600,000 - $159,000= . . . ) I have just $441,000 to make this house into someone's dream home. Or at least make it look like it until the deal closes. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Next month, I might actually have time to write a decent enquirer, and soon the guest enquirer will be open. Hopefully there will be more stories from others because then you can control what happens in the years to follow. | ||||||||||||||||||||