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The Stories of This Week |
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Fro Moves On |
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After having a long romance with Deryck from Sum 41, Fro has backed out of the relationship. Only weeks ago, Fro said, "I think this is going to last awhile. We are both committed to the needs of the other person." and Deryck added, "Yeah," before we asked Fro another question. She has recently been seen with Liam Neeson, sparking rumours of a new romance. When asked to comment, Fro told us, "Liam is really hot, for his age." This quote sounds remarkably like Fro's first comment upon her relationship with Crowe, who was actually our first suspicion for Fro's new beau. Fro and Liam seem very happy together, and hopefully Fro can make this relationship work. As a side note, right after Fro broke up with him, Deryck crawled back into the shadows from which he had emerged for the time that Fro was with him. |
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Sass's Surprise for Seth |
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Sass and Seth reportedly broke up at the Family Guy DVD premiere party. On November 14, Seth arrived single to the event, and later met up with Sass on the red carpet. Their argument was covered by the screams of desperate fans of the pair, but clearly Sass and Seth are on rocky ground. During their fight, Sass continually shoved a piece of paper in his face. Clearly Seth was not amused by this and walked away, leaving Sass alone with her fans. The couple did not speak through the screening of the DVD, and Sass changed her seat to sit on the opposite side of the room half way through. They did not leave together either, and we noticed that boxes marker "Seth's Crap" were sitting at the curb of Sass' house. Seth and Sass did not comment on the alleged breakup, but Sass' agent said, "Seth and Sass are not broken up, they are just taking time apart for Seth to clean up his act." Hopefully Sass will work out the problems here, or move on soon with a more dependable guy. |
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Gilly rules Geoffrey |
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Gilly Beans has benefited from the recent collapse of the Toys"R"Us chain. The collapse was caused by the expected boom in the Barbie empire. The store bought millions of the new novelty Barbie dolls, filling the entire store with them. Sadly, for Toys"R"Us no one wanted to buy, Car Accident Barbie, Drunken Kelly, Pregnant Skipper, Chain Smoking Ken, or Juvenile Detention Tommy. The chain store lost all sales, and even the upcoming Christmas rush would not save this store. Being the smart investor that she is, Gilly bought the entire chain, changing the name of the stores to Toys"R"U, which is also a time saving change, as only one letter needs to get knocked off the sign. Gilly Beans has promised that the store will be filled in time for Christmas, and that crappy toys will not be anywhere near this store. |
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Fro'N'Stampy-O Homes & Hideaway |
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Spiffy recently plunked down a cool half a million dollars on this charming art deco home in the Florida Everglades. With six bedrooms, four baths, a gourmet kitchen and terrazzo floors, this is a perfect place for Spiffy to spend her down-time.
Sadly, we interrupted Spiffy's workout when we arrived hoping to get a tour of her new home. Nonetheless, Spiffy was all too pleased to give us the grand tour. "The house is gorgeous," Spiffy gushed without bias. "I bought it for the stunning architecture, but now I can't imagine living anywhere else." She even treated us to a tour of the spectacular gardens surrounding the house. I had Michael Cullen come in and do all the landscaping. There is even a light show from 9-11 each night. Of course, we had to stay, and may I just say? It was amazin |
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