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The Stories of This Week |
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Gilly Bean has planned a week long reunion of the Bean Family. Gilly has flown in her father from England and her long-last brother, Sean Bean. Over the week, the trio went to all the exclusive spots around St. Catharines. On the final day of their trip, Gilly took the family to a family mini-golf course, that was when the trip got ugly. Mr. Bean took the game too seriously, and injured five other families, in various ways. Fro appeared as Mr. Bean's attorney, stating, "It is clear that the families were already injured when they arrived at the mini-golf course. Perhaps the judge should look into the ill-parenting of the families that bought injured children to a golf course." The charges against Mr. Bean were dropped and the family returned to their normal lives after spending a fantastic week together. |
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The Bean Reunion |
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Dating Advice From the Experts |
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After many weeks of solid research on the topic of celebrity dates, and a few test dates, a formal study on this issue is ready to be released. Although the Fro'N'Stampy-Oers never seem to have trouble finding celebrity hook-ups, few people get the chance to dine with the rich and famous. But not all famous people are decent dates. The first celebrity match was A.J., formerly of the hit group BSB. Clearly the breakfast date was not off to a good start when A.J. ordered 3 cokes, 2 beers, a hamburger, soup, and a jug of orange juice. Also good conversation is a great way to win the affections of that certain someone. Try to avoid controversial or extremely personal topics when talking on the first date. A.J. brought up the topic of his good times in rehab, and talked a lot about his glory days and how his fellow "band mates" ruined his life. By this point you should be rethinking any interest you ever had in BSB and A.J. more specifically. The date ended on a good note though, A.J. was mobbed by a screaming group of 14 year olds, and I was able to escape. After that painful experience, you would think I'd refuse to date another washed up celebrity, but tune in next month to see my dating adventure with James Vanderbeek. |
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Guest Enquirer |
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Contributed by: Special |
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Boxes? |
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Special the observant person that she is just realized that all the stars in the celebrity auction are pictured in boxes. Please no comments about how the auction ended about 10 million months ago (but that's just a rough estimate). Now most readers of this inquiry probably have already realized the boxes, but it needs to be said for all of the other people. Ok, ok, for the other person, who shall remain nameless. Because I don't know of anybody else who would read this magazine of their own free will & not commit us for breaking some law, or insanity. Maybe they should be commited ever thought of that Mr.Nameless? If you happen to be this said person, proceed to the main Fro 'n Stampy-o web site, & check-out the celebrity auction & then come back & read the rest of the article idiot. Why would you start reading an article about something that you don't know about. Unless of course you're crazy, then join the club, but if you're not crazy & have no trouble using pens, then I don't think you're suited for the special club. But back to the article. Now these celebrities, in boxes, did they know they were in boxes & did they realize they were being auctioned off? My hope is yes, they were aware of both issues, but some of them look so clueless that I really don't know. But then again, I'm sure they always look clueless. Another issue with those pictures is that the stars all look so happy, which can be expected seeing as how they know they're going to serve such lovely ladies in the Fro 'n Stampy-o group. But do they I ask. How could they know, they hadn't been auctioned off yet when they signed on, but did they sign up or were they kidnapped? & the excitment on their faces is due to the fact that they just got out of the box for the first time in days. Poor Poor stars, I think they should give us some money. Where's the logic in that you ask, well.... there isn't but we could all use some money. Oh & another question, why does it look like Jordan Knight is being pushed into the box by Tom Cruise? That's not very nice. You should have offered a 2 for 1 deal & pushed both in. I mean, that's not nice to push Jordan Knight - he might break. But it was nice that Paul Walker did his "sexy" pose for us. Too bad Sass was the only one to recognize such pose. And did anybody else notice that Heath Ledger looks 'kinda like a puppy? I did, maybe that's why the price is so high. Why do I bother writing this you may ask? "Maybe it's because she's wacked" one might observe, "It's cause she's jealous" another might say. Well, that's just not true. I write this for all the celebrities that were auctioned, to say that they should give us money & join the Special Club so that I can have control over them - - I mean so that we can enjoy their presence or eons to come. |
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Contributed by: Fro |
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Fro'N'Stampy-O Homes & Hideways |
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For the next 12 "weeks" (maybe) we will journey all over the world to visit the homes and hideways of the Fro'N'Stampy-Oers and their celebrity paramours. This weeks victim is Sass... |
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For the last four months Sass has been renovating her new five bedroom, three bath home in the Colorado foothills. The expansive home seems a bit excessive for only one person, but could it be Sass and her long time beau are finally shacking up? There have been rumours that the exorbitant $1.5 million, 13 acre home was the first joint purchase of the couple who have been caught in more than a few risque embraces. |
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The lavish escape features a regulation-size basketball court in the backyard. An indoor swimming pool featuring a hot tub and sauna. There's a spacious office prepared for Seth to run his production company from. A training room will keep Sass in shape for her next big role. And the entertainment room feature a built in twelve foot viewing screen perfect for watching their faces on the big screen. |
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This rugged home will certainly keep Sass and Seth happy for many years to come. |
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