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It has finally arrived... |
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The 5 "Easy"Steps to Curing Mini Fro-ness |
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1) Wash everything you own with bleach. Mini Fro-ness is naturally repelled by bleach. |
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2) Start watching romantic comedies non-stop. Either this will annoy the Mini Fro-ness right out of you or your brain will be turned to mush. |
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3) Leave the country. Any location will do, I suggest a war zone as Mini Fro-ness will not follow. |
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4) Go on a strict diet of only broccoli and spinach. Like bleach, they are a repellent to Mini Fro-ness. |
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5) If all else fails, kill yourself. I suggest doing it in an interesting way, such as choke to death on a remote control, drowning yourself in a freezer filled with water (therefore making yourself into a popsicle) or hanging yourself with a rope of sausages. But remember, creativity always counts. |
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