Story Number 1
In trigonometry there are graphs. Those graphs have periods (how often they repeat themselves) and phase shifts (I don’t remember what phase shifts are). Anywho, Chris Davis, a six foot four inch bulky as in California Redwood type guy immediately declares, “Oh yeah, I got those too.” Everyone looked at Chris in a rather confused manner.
“I have periods, and I had a face lift,” Chris stated.
Story Number 2
My friends and I frequently have discussions about the television shows and movies we watched as little kids. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a favorite of ours. We often argue over which line from the movies is the best. My personal favorite is “Danny, your father’s going to have kittens!!” That’s just a good line. Everyone else seems to be under the sick misapprehension that “.” is the best line. Anyway there are four big guys in my trigonometry class who have decided that they are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Caleb Eckart is Raphael, Jacob Boswell is Donatello, Chris Davis is Michaelangelo, and Ricardo Maya is Leonardo. When someone walks into a room, the four morons surround that person, shout “Shell shock on two,” and ram into the poor, unsuspecting victim.
Story number 3
In P.E. we had to either sit or play volleyball. We usually played volleyball, because sitting and watching the girl's basketball team practice pretty much sucked. K, so we played volleyball, but we didn't have boundary lines, so we made them up. This girl named Paige always made them up. Basically if the ball went over her head, it was out and if you were on the team that she wasn't on, the ball was always in. Sucked ass. Paige serves. Ball goes way past my whole team. Paige says "that was in." Kelly Gillmore grabs ball, pegs Paige, everyone laughs, Paige cries, the day is saved. I shall build a Kelly Gillmore shrine.