"Guns don't kill people. Geese kill people."
-Neal Jansen
Rob:"Don't eat burgers from Jack in the Box. They've got 'Jack Sauce' on them."
Jolene:"I don't eat the burgers. I eat the tacos."
Goof:"Do the tacos not have jack sauce?"
Becca:"No they take the jack off (pause) of the tacos."
"Cassie:Captain NoBrain!"
-Becca Anderson
"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission."
-Kevin McNamee
"My uterus just flew up into my throat. I thought I was gonna' start hackin' up blood on the roller coaster back there."
-Alexis Klonowski
"In spread or spray!"
-Ashlie Lewis
"If ye're from Arkansah, it's Shaaaasta cola."
-Jacob Boswell
"I became so rich that I had Marc Santos killed."
-Laci West
"He's my boyfriend."(refering to a CNN news anchor)
-Laci West
"Look at me! I'm Wes Scribner, and I'm holier than thou, and I drink like a fish on the weekends, but I suck up so much that no one minds that I'm not credible or reliable, and I'm showered with praise because everybody loves me!"
-Becca Anderson making fun of the most annoying hypocrite on this planet
"Becca, you are so cute!
I love how you whole-heartedly feel that it is your responsibility to save
shows and casting choices (i.e. Michael Crawford) because they are important
to you!"
-Chris Clark
"It's one of those one-time things that I can only do one time."
-Caleb Eckart
"I'm not NOT licking the frogs."
-Homer Simpson