Mule Runner The Welling Waddle Crap sovereign rings shadow every knuckle come and perfect the Welling Waddle With a backwards slant from the waist, clothing colour co-ordination all over the place Wear a facial expression like you're at the North Pole, walk as in moon boots over hot coal Put your best shirt on and get ready to ruck, posses the IQ of a rubber duck Like father like son like Attila The Hun Like father like son like Attila The Hun Put a bun in the oven of a Shaz or Tray, pause vacantly before everything you say With a pint in one hand, a knuckle duster in the other, a few sunny days and go red like a lobster We'll go backwards so much faster than you, we still tell that joke that goes 'Gob-on-me-shoe' Pull on your wire to a page three model and then lets hit the high street and do the Welling Waddle Like father like son like Attila The Hun Like father like son like Attila The Hun Grubs ready when the fat shell suited lady sings Bacardi for the lady, lager-top for me Put my name up for the karaoke, I can do Lionel Ritchie Crap sovereign rings shadow every knuckle come and perfect the Welling Waddle With a backward slant from the waist, clothing colour co-ordination worst possible taste Put your best shirt on and get ready to ruck, posses the IQ of a rubber duck When every summer the close season comes that's when me and Gal we get a great big hard on Because the Arsenal reserves are down at Welling FC, the Arsenal reserves play Welling FC The Arsenal reserves come down to Welling FC, the Arsenal reserves come down to Welling FC Whoopee! And a severe lack of devil dogs means the grass is always greener in Sidcup Yes a severe lack of devil dogs means the grass is somewhat cleaner in Sidcup A severe lack of devil dogs means the grass is always greener in Sidcup MtM 2001