Truth Hurts
Ms Mediocre well what a choker in the corridor, via the side door at the casting centre
Ms Mediocre tears in the corridor then via the side door, eyes red raw at the casting centre
Ms Mediocre the ultra lights smoker, via the side door, what a choker, mediocre
And the truth hurts
Yes how the truth hurts
How the truth hurts
Ms Mediocre special guest on the sofa, mediocre
Piss-weak on cheap TV, looking night club trendy, mediocre
Time for a pop carear, all the grace of diarrhoea
the bargain bins bulge and overflow even Radio One says no
And the truth hurts
Yes how the truth hurts
How the truth hurts
That gut feeling as you descend to a lower floor
You're the bottom drawer and you can't ignore how your friends now easily bore
Ms Mediocre, well what a choker, in the corridor, smoking ultra lights at the testing centre
Ms Mediocre out with crap footballer, another photo with Stringfellow
And the truth hurts
Yes how the truth hurts
How the truth hurts
Powder in the elevator, what a choker, mediocre, what a choker
Sack the producer, sack the script writer, mediocre
That gut feeling as you descend to a lower floor
You're the bottom drawer and you can't ignore how your friends now easily bore
And the truth hurts
Yes how the truth hurts
How the truth hurts (Mediocre)
What a choker
Feeling paranoid, it's just a tabloid
There's nothing for a column, just a jumped up little madam
A very sad one
And the truth hurts
Mediocre
MtM 1997