Exxon Valdez Trojan Horse On every word the stench of strong ham See through piss weak publicity scam All the charisma of a shop manikin Shuffles around like a gout-ridden penguin Condescends when talking to women The enemy is within! Bog standard, left-handed Bog standard, left-handed His body is a temple he worships each day Self-adoration equals self-disarray Self-mutilation then there's nothing to say Grinding frenetic disciple like saps will obey This martyrdom in a seamen stained bedroom Curtains always drawn Another monster is born in your own mind Strike another blow for straight edge hedonistic kind Cajoling clown talks to you like you're five Ignorance is bliss while you scheme and connive Like 'Junglistic Bowie' this man has no shame Just blatant self gain! This Trojan horse is here to endorse This Trojan horse is here to endorse Bog standard, left-handed Bog standard all left-handed Bog standard, left-handed Bog standard Now low self-esteem boy is easy fodder He's a bum fluffy irk and you are older Flummox with elder statesman's cold shoulder This stuttering irk is easy meat It's geeky brainstorm as you rack that loaf Brain cells pop, you must have tortured them both On your breath the stench of strong ham See through piss weak publicity scam This Trojan horse is here to endorse This Trojan horse is here to endorse This Trojan horse is here to endorse This Trojan horse is here to endorse Something deep down you already know! MtM 1997