Slovenly Masochistic
Slovenly masochistic to the extreme mundane
Too many class B's addled oxen frame
Holds artistic license for anti social skills
Unfamiliarity bashes the wind right out of the sails
Anal retentive the suburban recluse
Lonesome hedonist retard, motto's 'what's the use'
Adolescent mind games so sad you just switch off
The geriatric playground it can't come soon enough
More stress related ailments and the same old complainant
Superdrug binge weekly, the bathroom cabinet creeks
Pride appeased, another boil in the bag in the kitchen bin
Greet all like long lost friends, smarmy self esteem evaporates
Sorry chaps we're not at home
This is the Samaritans ansaphone
Had no stomach for the fight
Best of British and goodnight
Clerical work now going on twelve years
Zest ridden temptress suddenly reappears
I stay where I am, I stay where I am
Pass me the Tipp-Ex holder, pass me another life please
Sorry chaps we're not at home
This is the Samaritans ansaphone
Had no stomach for the fight
Best of British and goodnight
MtM 1997