Rise Of The Lidl
Beware the rise of the Lidl
Beware the rise of the Lidl
The peddlers of the half rotten vegetable
Beware the rise of the Lidl
Like Supermarket Sweep with your new host Jeremy Kyle
Two fat ladies bare knuckle boxing in the freezer isle
We shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds
We shall fight in the hills and at the red blue and yellow of your stinkin' trailer trash tills
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You see compost mulch a feast fit for low waged and imigrants
know your market place, cherish the dear local peasants
We shall fight in the fields and streets, we shall fight on the seas and oceans
We'll even fight in France and on Catford and Barking one way systems
Where 'Quality is cheap' according to Ludwig cut price Mr Big
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old famous states have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Red, Yellow and Blue and the odious apparatus of Ludwig Lidl rule we shall not flag or fail
We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving it would still not eat from your stores and our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the mould you sell
Ludwig cut price Mr Big do you sleep well at night?
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Sue! we won't draw breath or sweat if that's the path you choose
cause if your lawyers are as good as your produce we know you'd lose
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds
We shall fight in the hills and at the red, blue and yellow of your putrid trailer trash tills
MtM 2007