Rather Stay In
The Master is back with the latest Earth shock
Once Professor Vasculas, now he's Rupert Murdoch
World domination by tabloid tycoon
The invasion of Earth through your living room
Attach deadly cables to your TV and destroy the world with Sunset Beach
Tried The Mind Of Evil and summonsing the Sea Devils
Tried the Axonites and the help of the Ogrons
The Power Of Kronos and the wrath of the Daemons
So check out Kylie with a curly perm
and bring the Painted Ladies to your living room
Can Ski, Will Ski, Dynasty
Cross Wits, Triangle, Strike It 'fucking' Lucky
Flick, flick, flick, flick I remember this shit
Flick, flick, flick, flick it's Albion Market!
The Sci-Fi channel serves up yet another repeat
You're powerless slumped in your favourite seat
You drone
I'm not going out to skip the Light Fandango
I'd rather stay in, save the moon base with Landau (last 2 lines repeat x3)
But as ever there was a flaw in the plan
Just ask many a red-faced rubber alien
It was: Live TV was too crap to believe
Live TV was too crap to believe, Live TV was too crap to believe
Curses foiled again, but the after effects they still remain
I phoned up Andrew Blyth only to find he was barely alive
He said
I'm not coming out to skip the Light Fandango
I'd rather stay in and save the moon base with Landau (last two lines repeat x3)
MtM 2002