No Valerie
You catch the train Valerie, each weekday morning at eight thirty, sometimes you catch the five thirty home
And you're looking forward to your long awaited performance on Stars In Their Eyes
Oh Valerie
And don't you look so horrified because I could have lied but I chose to tell you the truth
About my nasty accident with a runaway cement mixer, that's why I can't accept your offer
It's not just sexual inadequacy
I have this overwhelming tendency
I like to stay in every night just to watch all the ads' on TV
In other words the answer is no Valerie
I hope you'll be so very happy but I've had my skinful of Barcardi and kareoke
Oh Valerie, oh Valerie
No Valerie, no Valerie
The mediocre kareoker
MtM 1993