Slouch Greenland I was drink driving through Scandinavia to make the journey interesting It's more fun than inter-railing, bungee jumping or abseiling Traipsing incommodiously from boarder to boarder all the while just getting border and border Street traders, pick pockets, hawkers, Bureau de Change Opportunist detects wandering Muppet in range Wet nosed, back packing, troopers of this world be told all over Europe the sun shines, it rains, it's hot, it gets colder Trudge those predictable beaten tracks like a fish on dry land, flapping Your xenophobic mists clear for the summer months I have no hesitation, I'd be quite happy to stand you a one way ticket to Greenland No really I'd be ecstatic to stand you a one way ticket to Greenland Street traders, pick pockets, hawkers, Bureau de Change Opportunist detects wandering Muppet in range Wet nosed, back packing, troopers of this world be told all over America the sun shines, it rains, it's hot, it gets colder Middle, Far East, Australasia be told The sun shines, it rains, it's hot and it gets cooler Greenland, I'd be quite happy to stand you a one way ticket to Greenland Greenland, No honestly I'd be ecstatic to stand you a one way ticket to Greenland Straight up Greenland Greenland, Greenland MtM 1995