The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Martyr
I blame dubious planetary alignment
Ah that old chestnut again
Another three hours in the black chair baby
Anything other than a trip to Homebase
Dreaming of a fully clothed Ann Maurice
armed with a feather duster
and a little lite bedtime reading
Mein Kampf! Mein Kampf! a little lite bedtime reading
The loneliness of the long distance martyr
Aristotle, Confucius, Wittgenstein the greatest philosophers but not of my time
So I hang off the words of Patrick Hernandez
"Born, Born, Born To Be Alive"
Easy answer, score more goals
Clone Barry Green, plug those holes
Money, old rope I'm Jamie Redknapp
Earning my crust gibbering absolute crap
Bring back hanging just for John Gaunt
Bring back hanging just for sport
Pam Ayres voice grates like teeth on granite
Bring back hanging for Piggo The Piglet
Gabriel plays it God how he plays it x3
Gabriel plays it let's hear him play it
Didn't even chart all over Heaven
Didn't even chart all over Heaven
The follow up single didn't even chart in Heaven
The loneliness of the long distance martyr
The Loneliness
MtM 2006