The London Look 2007/8
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A smackhead Bob Ferris lookalike seeks anorexic Ronette
To make sweet music for my dream headline in the London Lite 'Psychiatric Duet'
It's the London Look 2007/8
Call the paparazzi down the Boogaloo
I'm swigging champagne from a Gucci shoe
Flashing your knickers as you exit a cab
One happy cap then it's off to rehab
It's the London Look 2007/8
Faking Cockney now as American's passé
Get my mug in the gutter press every fucking day
Red carpet handbags a nightclub mêlée
Punch Donny Tourette for the whole of the country
My friends are all named after shrubs and fruit
I'm on that guest-list Dad knew King Canute
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I liked my new direction but the NME differed
So I sold the flat so I could ask Max Clifford
He said lie about the past and try the Mickey Pearce look
Many a numb nut seems to love a gormless petty crook
I dream I'm Booga Benson or Grippa Stebson
But really I'm more of a Pogo Patterson
Five grammes, I thought you said five grams
Posing in this queue of 'dont you know who I am's'
It's my favourite sport 'Cool Crowd' baiting
Close second Niterazepam before speed dating
I feel an uncontrollable urge to stay in
and make model aeroplanes
I Must remember to stick an entry in my diary
to score some cheap crack and then check into The Priory
Yes I Must remember to stick an entry in my diary
score cheap crack and check into The Priory
It's the London Look 2007/8
I'm on that guest list man I know Brian Ferry
I'm texting him now on my new Blackberry
Narcissistic little runts in vests and trilbies
Dance with cloned Fern Cotton's and Holly Willoughby's
The London Look I want to emigrate
(break) - Half unconscious it's the bottled Corona
I'll have yet another lemon slice for My Sharona
(middle 8)
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Like a rat in drainpipes
Like a rat up a drainpipe?
No like a rat in drainpipes
Really I'm a wacky reckless funkateer invert
You can still smell the stencil on my new Clash t-shirt
The London Look, bespoke tailors rodentsville
White Bala Rep, Safe As Milk Roar
Break the five minute barrier people start to bore
Where's my three minute pop song or I'll comatose
You can watch my nasal septum vanish right up my nose
That's the London Look 2007/8
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