Slouch Kev's Mix Can't keep a straight face when he comes round my place, comes round on his bike for a blow on my pipe batteries run down well before ten got to be up at six thirty a m Landlord's on my back, I must shoot through tonight, this things gone out can you pass me a light pass me the paper and I'll mix some more, he's the man on the scene it's a familiar score Rents two months behind can I move my stuff here for tonight then I can leave in the morning before the day gets light Pass us the paper and I'll mix some more, where's the sports page did you see the Palace score? I got a puncture in Beckenham the other day on my way to paint this cottage so I missed out on my pay But I'll skin up for you or shall I load the bong, a couple of more hits and yeah I'll be gone This tobacco is ropey, Silk Cut contains sticks, just pass us another Benny and I'll do another mix Ooo la la la Kev's mix Ooo la la la Kev's mix Kev comes round with all his usual tricks and he still finds time to do another mix This circles not round is this dejavous, didn't I just pass that spliff to you? I'm getting confused who's cigarettes did you use? too many brands to chose and there's too much drink Have you put in for Kev's mix? Well have you? Kev's restless again he makes sure everyone knows he blows up a condom just using his nose Four sugars please, I'll put another three together, do you know you get bigger fish the wetter the weather I keep the maggots in my mouth and my tongue keeps them warm then the fish sense them quicker and man do they swarm When Kev has gone missing you can bet your life he's not fishing He's just smoking the hemp in his fisherman's tent keeping an eye out for mushrooms, whistling Hendrix tunes Ooo la la la Kev's mix Ooo la la la Kev's mix Kev comes round with his usual tricks and still finds time to do another mix Anymore donations Kev's loading again, aarrgg! that Pussy Galore album is doing my head in Haven't you got something a little more soothing? you do the teas while I'm choosing Have you put in for Kev's mix? Well have you? (Instru' break) I saw Nigel in the pub he'll do you a oner for seventy five, he'll be down there now if you're willing to drive While we're out we can get some chips and we'll be back in time to do another mix! Ooo la la la Kev's mix Ooo la la la Kev's mix Kev comes round with his usual bag of tricks and still finds time to do another mix Can't keep a straight face when he comes round my place Comes round on his bike for a blow on my pipe batteries run down well before ten got to be up at six thirty a m When Kev has gone missing you can bet your life he's not fishing He's just smoking the hemp in his fisherman's tent keeping an eye out for mushrooms, whistling Hendrix tunes Have you put in for Kev's mix? Well have you! MtM 1993