House Share Heaven
Who stole my Yops?
Whose turn to go to the shop?
Whose Tampax floats in the toilet
I haven't used my towel but it's wet
Who got Ragu on jeans?
Who stole my last tin of beans?
You said you'd recycle those cans
and not fart in front of my friends in
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House share Heaven
House share
House share Heaven
What are these stains on the sofa?
There's red wine and salt everywhere
Who puked in the spin dryer?
Whose got my underwear?
Don't get stroppy with me because that's my TV
I'll take it back to my room if I can't watch
Rolf's Animal Hospital in
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House share Heaven
House share
House share Heaven
There's two up two down and there's two in arrears
The Landlord's on the phone and he sounds close to tears
There's two up two down and there's two in arrears
The Landlord's on the phone, don't mention the ......
These walls are plasterboard
Your bed creeks I heard it all
It's the same every night
Whether you've got company or not
My nerves are shot
I lay awake every night
Mull schizophrenically
Who stole the money from the kitty!
House share
House share Heaven
House share
House share Heaven
MtM 2001