Grandstand
I'm an angry young man making a stand
I stand on this stage and you listen to me rage
If the truth be known I might as well have stayed at home I'm just a spoilt brat
A wanker in fact with no motivation artistic flare and me are no relation
(chorus)
Hearts aren't made of stone only God knows why
Head feels like jelly exposed to the sky
Searching your heart can you still feel a beat
Well if you can't be happy son just take a seat
Next! come in just throw your old head in the bin
Here's your new one to attach support the crown and the chin
It's a deluxe new model it looks exactly the same
It's great new feature it's got no brain
Here I stand mic in hand
A criminal waste of space unforgivably bland
The boy was bullied at school that's where he gets his fuel
Bile and cuss about to explode funny how he gave it all up when he learnt how to shoot his load
(repeat chorus)
How much did that red hair dye cost you?
Your manufactured mohawk can you think much sadder?
My dropout stance blows yours right out of the water
I'd rather join Steve Ryder for the entire duration of Saturday Grandstand
(repeat chorus + middle 8)
I need the motivation of Judith Chalmers
A three grand weekly wage and a ticket to the Bahamas
The bright side of life will make you bland
I'd rather join Steve Ryder for the entire duration of Saturday Grandstand
(chorus)
MtM 1992