Fowl Play
The green, green of Kent, what lurks beneath the green of Kent?
The green, green of Kent, what lurks beneath the green of Kent?
If you go down to the woods today you'll sure get a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today it'll sure bring tears to your eyes
Take a right at the bottom of Corkscrew Hill
Why did you blush in the dry cleaners when they asked about the little feathers?
And your wife wants to know why your shoes constantly look like they should belong to Bernard Matthews?
French maids outfit, tethered, smothered in salad cream and handcuffed
But Daddy likes his chicken stuffed
So drive on past the door of a Shirley whore
because Daddy likes his chicken stuffed
Green, green of Kent what lurks beneath the green of Kent?
Green, green of Kent what lurks beneath the green of Kent?
Prefers flappers to flaps but those pesky birds can cardiac well before climax
Sunday roasts will never be the same
Now the most excited Daddy gets in his tux is when he's wondering if the dinner is as tight as a ducks arse
Daddy likes his chicken stuffed
Green, green of Kent, check out the pond life in the green of Kent
Green, green of Kent, check out the pond life in the green of Kent
MtM 2001