Euro Disney
I cheer myself up by knowing I've more than just a frozen pea for a brain
Desperate people play desperate games, hang your heads in shame
Pour millions and millions, just pour it all away down the nearest Euro drain
Euro Disney it ain't much fun
Even Micky Mouse has developed an acid tongue
If I was an arsonist I'd burn it all down without a second thought
Just think of all the food, clothes and shelter and Frank Zappa albums all that money could have bought
Petit pois for a brain
Euro Disney it ain't much fun
Even Micky Mouse has developed an acid tongue
Force fed Pluto a pocket translator
Shoved him off to France, see you later
Now he sleeps on a cold park bench
Asking "What's got a spare cent in French"?
There's beads of sweat on Daffy's beak
The rides are all empty and the scaffolds creek
and now even Donald turns the other cheek
MtM 1992