Does My Arse
Colonic irrigation on my mind
Me? well I stamp on eggshells for most of human kind
Does my arse look big in this?
Does my arse look big in this?
Well we're not talking Lisa Riley
Well not exactly
Does my arse look big in this?
You moan and you moan
Does my arse look big in this?
Pause for thought, No! That's the wrong answer
You don't have to open your mouth
That look says it all
You can feel another draft in a southerly region
Does my arse look big in this?
Moan and you moan and you moan
Does my arse look big in this?
Pause for thought, No! That's the wrong answer
Wrap another sweatshirt around those hips
Where the sun doesn't shine
Or should I say your total eclipse?
Does my arse look big in this?
Moan, moan, moan, how you moan
Does my arse look big in this?
Pause for thought, paused, too late
I was just talking to your supermodel friend
I did my best to offend
For the Human Race
Does my arse look big in this?
Does my arse look big in this?
MtM 2001