Mule Runner Cliff/Rocks Well what did you think of the Tract? Letterbox airhead folly, let's talk about a serious Satanic pact A life without Jesus is like a life without tambourines and a life without Sir Cliff sounds like pure fucking Heaven to me Cliff rocks like a stiff in a box Cliff rocks like your old man in turn-ups and white toweling socks Cliff rocks like Nelson Mandela or Boris Yeltsin at a pop concert Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks A man self obsessed or a martyr? soon to appear in a new blockbuster A film entitled I, Castigate and well for the co-star Stage right, enter Sue Barker Cliff suggests a of change of title to: I, Masturbate Cliff rocks like a stiff in a box Cliff rocks like your old man in turn ups and white toweling socks Cliff rocks like Nelson Mandela or any head of state at a pop concert Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks Well do you ever get to feeling like you might have left it all too late? When you are gazing at Una Stubbs and admiring those twin tubs Oh for the halcyon days on a Routemaster bus 'cause your Wimbledon sing song cringed the fuck out of most of us Oh it's so funny how no one ever plays your records anymore Don't talk about procreation I''ve got to write a new rock'n'roll album in time for the millennium 'cause a mum's gotta rock Yeah a mum's gotta rock Yeah a great big, ten ton, lonesome, big bum mum she's gotta rock a great big, ten ton, lonesome, big bum mum she's gotta rock Yeah Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks, Cliff/Rocks Cliff/Rocks MtM 2001