You are going to B&Q to change a chubb lock you bought for your bathroom door
Why do you need a chubb lock for the bathroom door?
The big golden key will look great protruding from the door and matches the gold plated handle, of course how stupid of me
You've just moved into those new flats you call apartments haven't you, you told me last week
Me? I am going to see Dr Dahshaktharakus again
See you around
Cover the whole world in concrete
Kill biomass then work is complete
Cylindrical houses it's the future
Fill in the cracks on every street
Gants Hill, Gants Hill
Underground there lurks this evil
You couldn't run a pizza shop, poop scoop, cab firm, sock shop, grease monkey workshop, second-hand flip flop store in there once and now your life savings couldn't buy a penthouse suite eight floors up with stunning views of the A13 It's always been a dream to live on the wide open road but I didn't quite envisage a concrete stretch that disappears into a smog fuelled nothingness towards Shoeburyness and Canvey Island. Contemplate the meaning of life and you always come to the same conclusion that there isn't one and never will be anyway there's more pressing issues to occupy the grey matter like will there be Central Line engineering works yet again this weekend?
Cover the whole world in concrete
Strangle biomass work's complete
Cybermen it's the future
Fill in the cracks on every street
Gants Hill, Gants Hill
Underground there lurks this evil
Cemented dessert, discarded McDonald's cartons for tumbleweed it's picturesque Essex in any season
Where did I put my SSRI's did I even pick up my prescription?
(fades out)