Ming The Mong I Was A Vegetarian (I'm Not Anymore) I was a vegetarian I'm not anymore I was a vegetarian I'm not anymore I was a vegetarian I'm not anymore I was a vegetarian I once knew a vegan we don't speak anymore I once knew a vegan we don't speak anymore I once knew a vegan we don't speak anymore I once knew a vegan It's kinda frosty now Some one said to me you can never pass through life without tasting kebab meats you'd be missing one of life's great treats Liquid fat drips down my chin I'm going to live my life in sin Chili sauce drips down my shirt a blood red juice a healthy squirt I was a vegetarian I'm not anymore Ermentrude for dinner Larry for my tea Life without the abattoir, such a waste of gravy I was a vegetarian I'm not anymore Children with their farm yard favourites tucking into Porkys bits Throw out the gospel according to  Stephen Morrissey  Here's Ian Wright with another recipe I feel like chicken tonight, I feel like chicken tonight I feel like smashing up a referees dressing room tonight Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless it's covered in mustard Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless it's covered with mustard Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless it's smothered with custard Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless it's covered in mustard MtM 2003