School Reunion
My life is a mess my own admission
I look like Dave Lee Travis
The wonders of modern technolgy
at the touch of a button it's 2G
I feel sick in my stomach
I feel sick in my head
I never did give back Dashwood's tennis ball
He stole a fruit salad from my desk
I've never forgotten, I've never forgotten!
I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go
I know what my mum would say but I don't wanna ago
It's homing in like a meteor that'll wipe out life as we know it
It's sweeping in like a tidal wave
Ok I'm a drama king, maybe a drama queen
Zooming in just a break away
My life out to dry it's judgement day!
School reunion x4
Can I borrow your Merc?
Can I borrow your coat?
Can I borow your face?
Can I have your life?
We never did talk at primary school
We never did talk at secondary either
Did I really call you chip pan head?
Do your work colleagues call you chip pan head?
Well I missed the property ladder
Well I missed Ally McBeale last night
I'm married two kids, two beautiful kids
Is that real kashmire, I love real kashmire
I've got lots of fluffy toys on my dashboard
Did I mention my two beautiful kids?
My cousions gerbil got on the reserves list for Big Brother
I get around I spent a year on a Kibbutz
Why didn't you stay on the Kibbutz!
School reunion x4
I like watching my son play football
And socialising in general
I've got golf clubs coming out of my ears
I fall flat on my face after just two beers
I married David in 91
I've got the worlds most gigantic thumb
I trap him under it every night
I'm sorry he couldn't come
So you let Keith Chegwyn into your house
You let him leave alive!
Can I have your widescreen?
Can I have your house?
Can I have yor wife?
Can I have your pint?
Remind me what's a Temporary Municipal Clerk again?
Do you remember?, do you remember?
do you remember ever being this bored!
Awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence
awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence
All in for war in 1964, I remember smashing your face against the playground floor!
School reunion x4
Awkward silence, awkward silence
Awkward silence, awkward silence
Awkward silence, awkward silence
Awkward silence, awkward silence
Awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence
Can I go now?
MtM 2004