PYRAMID If I'm ever to climb my ivory tower........................... I've got to get my head around this pyramid selling thing Just talk in buzzwords and multilevel marketing Thinking local, acting global Everlasting bottle of washing up liquid Just mix sixteen caps full of this liquid with seven point two measures of this powder sir And you'll never have to go to the shops again, don't you just hate having to buy washing up liquid all the time sir! Well not really Look in to their eyes, look deep into their eyes For you are my skittles and I bowl you over I pick up my skittles, someone else bowls them over They pick up the skittles, someone else bowls them over and so on and so on and so on and so on Ah I'm not really getting my head around this pyramid selling thing Keep thinking local, acting global Think household accidents an ever expanding area with all the tat on offer these days to clutter your pad This cleaning detergent is so powerful it will remove shoe polish from your carpet but leave the carpet unblemished, amazing! I mean you always get shoe polish on your carpet don't you sir er no Look into their eyes, look deep into their eyes Look into my eyes and see the dollar signs For you are my skittles and I bowl you over I pick up my skittles, someone else bowls them over They pick up the skittles, someone else bowls them over and so on and so on Always offer hope to the individual Freedom to determine MY own future Nurture the family Recieve reward Look into my eyes and so on and so on and so on and so on................................