Monsters Of Rock
She's into the hard stuff she excitedly said
but in my opinion it's gone to her stupid head
Walking the streets high heals denim with patches
she only hears the music from radio snatches
The music's shit it speaks for itself
huge ego boost to be in love with yourself
Headbands and sweatbands we love to rock
Iron Maiden T-shirt and a Bon Jovi jock
Rock with your cock
Rock with your cock
We are the Monsters Of Rock!
She's looking for the meathead of her dreams
tight curly perm and torn denim jeans
A Status Quo back patch wouldn't go a miss
added bonus if he's wiild enough to be into Kiss
Rock with your cock
Rock with your cock
We are the Monsters Of Rock!
Squiggley guitar solo!
(Break)
Rock with your cock
Rock with your cock
We are the Monsters Of Rock!
We're the Monsters Of Rock, It's nice to be an animal
we're so hard we can take our beer gallons full
Alice Cooper is our hero playing with his snake
we're so hard we dream we'll never die
Rock with your cock
Rock with your cock
We are the Monsers Of Rock!
Oh Gene Simmons I love the bulge in your leopard skin leotard
Guns And Roses all those pelvic poses
Freddie Mercury give it a jerk for me
Rock with your cock
Rock with your cock
We are the Monsters Of Rock!
MtM 1989