How Many Cable TV Men Does It Take Anytime between 8 and 1 and it's 3-20pm How many men does it take to install cable TV? Two apparently Finally...Where do you want it? can't put it there mate How about here? I'm parched me aint you Gal? You'll have to move that sofa and the bookcase mate And the Ficus Elastica, that's a Rubber Plant to you Gal Get me tools from the van, is that the kettle I can hear? How many cable TV men does it take to get the tools from the van? Two apparently Twenty minutes later You got the masonry bits, doughnut Gal Titanium coated drill bits, drill through his thick head they would Two Sugars, they don't call him SFB for nothing Two sugars I said they don't call him SFB for nothing I'll have a cup of tea, you got any orange squash? How many cable TV men does it take to go back and look in the back of the van again? Good guess yeah two Fifteen more minutes later Where's me cutters? What are ya Gal! Whip that carpet up, not with the claw hammer! Excuse my French in a minute Chance of another brew, got any more orange squash? How many customers does it take to murder two cable TV men? Just the one I'm guessing This your paper son? You wouldn't kick her off the chaise longue now would ya You gonna watch the football? I like a bit of Men and Motors myself? Right that should do you, we've got a job in Eltham at six Do ya fancy a greaser Gal and a cup of tea? 'ere mate sign 'ere any problems phone this helpline number I'll put the furniture back then shall I and nail the carpet back down? There's brick dust everywhere, along the skirting boards, the table tops Feels like it's up my nose, under my nails, in my hair and the pictures all grainy and the remote won't work and if I press this....... Fuck a blue screen and no way back......... A blue screen and no way back