There's a hole in my pocket dear Client Adviser, adviser
There's a hole in my pocket
Never been in debt
Standing orders always met
Never took a loan
Someone elses money blown
Never swear by plastic
Carry On financial slap stick
Only spend what I've earnt
Still I get my fingers burnt
Mr Clarke your Credit Score is zero
Mr Clarke your Credit Score is zero
There's a hole in my pocket Client Adviser, adviser
There's a hole in my pocket Client Adviser, adviser
There's a hole in my pocket
Should have swam an ocean in red
Stashed my money under the bed
I build you up, you let me down
Ombudsmen wear knowing frowns
Gormless waifs, plastic screens
Out of service cash machines
Tracker, ISA, Openplan
Super Saver, empty can
These revolving doors lead me to
Root of all evil how do you do
Never been in debt
Lucid outcome wanna bet
My money, your mantra
Now it's gone abracadabra