Ticking Time Bomb of Insanity

Vanessa Valle

"Do You have any Pet Peeves?" You might be inclined to ask... . ... . ...

 Who meee??  Believe me, if you knew me at ALL the words, "pet peeve," would have barely have left your lips before you would have a cartoonish light bulb appear over your head and you would realize......

OF COURSE SHE DOES!!!!!!

In fact I devoted an entire set of pet peeves just to my job....and you are cordially invited to read them on my other webpage-->

 

I Ain't Krazee

 

Nonetheless, I have compiled a SMALL list for pet peeves NOT at work.  These are in NO particular order.

 

-When people HERD through one Open door, when several others are available.

-When people stand two inches away from you while waiting in line somewhere.

-When people don't turn their cell phones off when in class or the movies.

-When people eat with their mouth open.

-When people say, "I tooold you so."

-When people ask STUPID and obvious questions. 

-When people talk during a movie, esp. if they give anything away. 

-When somebody sprays themselves with a Gallon of stinky cologne/perfume.

-Drivers who change lanes on top of you without a blinker.  

-Slow drivers (I am talking below Speed Limit).

-Tailgaters, you know who you are--jerks. 

-RUBBERNECKERS, a.k.a. stupid idiotic morons--keep driving, stop staring.

-Dingbats who are too busy talking on their cell phones to realize that they are driving like blind, one-armed retards.

 

....Do you think I am insane yet?  Come on, I couldn't narrow it down!! In fact, I will probably be adding to it on a regular basis. Hmm, all this talk of stupidity has made me want to share a Public Service Announcement with you. It was actually aired two years ago...haha, right. It is 40 seconds long, and I have no idea who to credit it with otherwise I would. Check it out!

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