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A thousand marbles The
older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps
it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's
the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either
way, the first few hours of a Saturday
morning are most enjoyable. A
few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the kitchen with a steaming cup of coffee
in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What
began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life
seems to hand you from time to time. Let
me tell you about it. I
turned the volume up on my radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning talk
show. I heard an older sounding
chap with a golden voice. You
know the kind, he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business
himself. He
was talking about "a thousand marbles" to someone named
"Tom". I was intrigued
and sat down to listen to what
he had to say. "Well,
Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy with your job. I'm
sure they pay you well but it's a shame you have to be
away from home and your family so much. Hard
to believe a young fellow should have to work sixty or seventy hours
a week to make ends meet. Too bad
you missed your He
continued, "Let me tell you something Tom, something that has helped me
keep a good perspective on my own
priorities." And that's when
he began to explain his theory of a "thousand marbles." "You
see, I sat down one day and did a little arithmetic. The
average person lives about seventy-five years. I
know, some live more and some live less, but on average, folks live about
seventy-five years." nothing
like watching your time here on this earth run out to help get your priorities
straight." morning,
I took the very last marble out of the container. I
figure if I make it until next Saturday then I have been given
a little extra time. And the one
thing we can all use is a little more time. "
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Do you know that: 1) Psalms
118 is the middle chapter of the entire Bible? The central verse should have a fairly important
message, don't you think? "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put
confidence in man." Ecclesiastes 12 : 13
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DANCE Have you ever watched kids
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FAMILY
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The Story Behind The Picture Of The Praying Hands : Back in the
fifteenth century, in a tiny village near Nuremberg, lived a family with
eighteen children. Eighteen! In
order merely to keep food on the table for this mob, the father and head of the
household, a goldsmith by profession,
worked almost eighteen hours a day at his trade and any other paying chore he
could find in the neighborhood. Despite their
seemingly hopeless condition, two of his son, Albert and Albrecht Durer the
Elder's children had a dream. They both wanted to pursue their talent for art,
but they knew full well that their father would never be financially able to
send either of them to Nuremberg to study at the Academy.
After many long
discussions at night in their crowded bed, the two boys finally worked out a
pact. They would toss a coin. The loser would go down into the nearby mines and,
with his earnings, support his brother while he attended the academy.
Then, when that brother who won the toss completed his studies, in four years,
he would support the other
brother at the academy, either with sales of his artwork or, if necessary, also
by laboring in the mines. They
tossed a coin on a Sunday morning after church. Albrecht Durer won the toss and
went off to Nuremberg.
Albert went down
into the dangerous mines and, for the next four years, financed his brother,
whose work at the academy was
almost an immediate sensation. Albrecht's etchings, his woodcuts, and his oils
were far better than those of
most of his professors, and by the time he graduated, he was beginning to earn
considerable fees for his
commissioned works. When the young artist returned to his village, the Durer
family held a festive dinner on their lawn to celebrate Albrecht's
triumphant homecoming.
After a long and
memorable meal, punctuated with music and laughter, Albrecht rose from his
honored position at the head of
the table to drink a toast to his beloved brother for the years of sacrifice
that had enabled Albrecht to fulfill his
ambition. His closing words were, "And now, Albert, blessed brother of
mine, now it is your turn. Now you can go to Nuremberg to pursue your dream,
and I will take care of you." All heads turned
in eager expectation to the far end of the table where Albert sat, tears
streaming down his pale face,
shaking his lowered head from side to side while he sobbed and repeated, over
and over, "No ...no...no ...no......"
Finally, Albert
rosed and wiped the tears from his cheeks. He glanced down the long table at the
faces he loved, and then, holding
his hands close to his right cheek, he said softly, "No, brother. I cannot
go to Nuremberg. It is too late for me.
Look ... look what four years in the mines have done to my hands! The bones in
every finger have been smashed at
least once, and lately I have been suffering from arthritis so badly in my
right hand that I cannot even hold a glass
to return your toast, much less make delicate lines on parchment or canvas
with a pen or a brush. No, brother ... for me it is too
late."
More than 450
years have passed. By now, Albrecht Durer's hundreds of masterful portraits, pen
and silver-point sketches,
watercolors, charcoals, woodcuts, and copper engravings hang in every great
museum in the world, but the odds are
great that you, like most people, are familiar with only one of Albrecht Durer's
works. More than merely being
familiar with it, you very well may have a reproduction hanging in your home or
office.
One day, to pay homage to Albert for all that
he had sacrificed, Albrecht Durer painstakingly drew his brother's abused
hands with palms together and thin fingers stretched skyward. He called his
powerful drawing simply "Hands," but the entire world almost
immediately opened their hearts to his great masterpiece and renamed his tribute
of love, "The Praying Hands."
The next time you see a copy of that touching creation, take a second look. Let it be your reminder, if you still need one, that no one – no one -- ever makes it alone!
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In a cold dark night, A monk arrived in a small village after traveling far and wide in search for the facts of life. On the street, few villagers hustled by quietly, busy with their everyday chores.
The monk turned into a dark alley, and he saw a dim yellowish light from the opposite dark end slowly moving towards him. A villager walking beside him said, "Oh, Tim the blind man is coming."
The monk was puzzled. A blind man has no idea on how day and night are like, a blind man is not able to see the beauty of the nature, the colors of the flowers and the shape of a bird, a blind man does not even know how lights should be like, is it not funny and weird that a blind man should carry a lantern ?
The lantern was approaching near and the burning light from the other end shone on the monk. The curious monk asked the blind man who carried the lantern, "Excuse me sir, but are you really blind ?" "Yes," answered the blind man, "I have not been able to see at all since the day I was born." "If you cannot see anything at all," asked the monk, "then why do you carry a lantern ?" The blind man said, "Is is not night time right now ? I heard that during night time, without any source of light, everybody from the whole world will be as blind as myself, that is why I light a lantern." "Oh! You're carrying a lantern for other people's sake so that they can be provided with some source of light ?" The monk was touched by the conclusion he came to. But the blind man said, "No, I am doing this for my own self."
For himself ? The monk was once again dumbfounded. The blind man then asked the monk, "Have you ever been knocked by passers-by because it's too dark ?" "Yes," the monk replied, "It was only minutes ago while I was walking on the other street that somebody knocked into me twice because we couldn't see each other." The blind man was pleased with the answer, "There, I've never been knocked by anyone at all. Although I'm blind and I can't see a soul, I carry this lantern as it does not only shines for other people, other people can see me as well. Therefore, they will be able to avoid knocking into me because they can see me."
The monk was silent for a while, enlighten by the facts of life after hearing the simple explanation. He sighed and said, "I have traveled all over the world searching for God, yet I have never thought that God is just beside me. The God inside each individual is just like a lantern, and all I have to do is light it up, that way, even if I can't see God, God will be able to see me."
Help others, and in turn helped yourself.
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Tips to solving problem. 1. Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.The throbbing will go. 2. Use of Soap Wrapper: Don't throw away the wrapper after removing a bar of soap. Place it inside your school cabinet or shoe box. It is a cheap way to filling the air with a nice smell. 3. Are your shoes smelly? Here's a solution. Put some tea leaves into a pair of day or two and the smell just vanishes. 4. Tips for stamp collectors: Place the envelope in the freezer for a few hours. You'll then able to easily lift the stamps off with a pair of tweezers. 5. To keep buttons from dropping off: Dag a drop of clear nails polish onto the thread that secures the buttons. This will harden and make it more difficult for the thread to break off. 6. Are cockroaches in your home driving u mad? Try this tested trick. Fill a large bowl with cheap wine and leave it under the sink. The pests will drink it, fall in the bowl and drown easy. 7. To avoid hurting your fingers while hammering metal nails into the wall, hold the nails with a wooden clothes peg instead. So even u miss, u won't get hurt. 8. To get rid of itch from mosquito bite: instant relief. 9. Ants, ants, ants, everywhere........ Well, they are never said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to much –see for yourself. 10. Don't panic if your soup's too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once they are cooked as they have absorbed the salt. Your soup's saved! 11. Use air-freshner to clean mirrors: It does a good job and better still, give a lovely smell to theshine. 12. If u have problem wit slippery shoelaces which refuse to stay: Rub them with a candle and make them less slippery so that knot stay put. 13. If u have stubborn grease stains on your work clothes: Add a bottle of Coke with detergent. It'll help loosen the grease. 14. Dirty marks on your white court shoes: Just add some medicated oil on a piece of cloth and clean off the dirty marks on your white court. They'll be looking as new again.
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Listed below are some common problems which can be cured by honey :
HONEY A few of the very many cures from honey have been outlined:
For burns Apply freely over burns. It cools, removes pain and aids fast healing without scarring. Apart from being a salve and antibiotic, bacteria cannot live in honey.
Bed Wetting A teaspoon of honey before bed aids water retention and calms fears in children.
Sleeplessness A teaspoon of honey in a mug of hot milk aids sleep and works wonders!
Hyperactivity Honey is a mild sedative with minerals, vitamins, amino acids etc. Replace all white sugar with honey. White sugar is highly stimulating with no food qualities!
Nasal Congestion Place a teaspoon of honey in a basin of hot water and inhale fumes after covering your head with a towel over the basin. Very effective.
Wounds or Grazes Cover wound with honey and a bandage. Excellent healer.
For Fatigue Dissolve a teaspoon of honey in warm water or quarter honey balance of water in a jug and keep in the fridge. Honey is primarily fructose and glucose and so it is quickly absorbed by the digestive system. (Honey is a unique natural stabilizer - ancient Greek athletes took honey for stamina before competing and as a reviver after competition.)
Facial Deep Cleanser Mix honey with oatmeal approx. 50/50 till thick and apply as a cream. Leave on for half an hour then wash off. Great as a deep cleanser for acne etc.
Poor Digestion Mix honey with apple cider vinegar approx. 50/50 and dilute to taste with water. This aids digestion. (Also reputed to be wonderful for the joints.)
Hair Conditioner Mix honey with equal quantity of Olive Oil and cover head with a warm towel for half an hour then shampoo off. Feeds hair and scalp. Hair will never look or feel better!
Sore Throats Let a teaspoon of honey melt in the back of the mouth and trickle down the throat. Eases inflamed raw tissues.
For Stress Honey in water is a stabilizer - calms highs and raises lows. Use approx.25 percent honey to water.
Anemia Honey is the best blood en-richer by raising corpuscle content. The darker the honey the more minerals it contains.
Food Preservative Cakes with honey replacing sugar stay fresher longer due to natural antibiotics. Reduce liquids by approx. one-fifth to allow for moisture in honey.
Heart Patients These people are well advised to replace white sugar (sucrose) with honey, natural fructose and glucose.
Hay-fever Chewing the tops of comb honey stimulates the immune system due to minute amounts of pollen. During the season chew for 20 minutes a teaspoon of bee capping (tops) five to six times per day. Highly effective and useful for asthma sufferers as well.
Baby's Bottle Four teaspoons of honey to a baby's bottle of water is an excellent pacifier and multivitamin additive. If baby's motions are too liquid then reduce by half a teaspoon; if too solid increase by half a teaspoon.
Teething Honey rubbed on a baby's gums is a mild sedative and anaesthetic.
Osteoporosis English research has shown that a teaspoon of honey per day aids calcium utilization and prevents osteoporosis. Essential from age 50 onwards.
Long Life One common fact worldwide is that the most long-lived people are regular users of honey. An interesting fact yet to be explained is that beekeepers suffer less from cancer and arthritis than any other occupational group worldwide.
Migraine Use a teaspoon of honey dissolved in half a glass of warm water. Sip at start of attack. If necessary repeat in 20 minutes. Always effective (so tip goes) as migraine is stress related.
Conjunctivitis (pus in the eye) Honey dissolved in equal quantity of warm water. Apply, when cooled, as lotion or eye bath.
Cough mixture 6 oz. liquid honey 2 oz. glycerin Juice of 2 lemons Mix well. Bottle and cork firmly. Use as required.
Important: Keep honey in first aid cupboard for emergency use, and another in the kitchen cupboard.
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"Do
you like my dress?" she asked of a passing stranger. "My
mommy made it just for me." She said with a tear in her eye. "Well,
I think it's very pretty, so tell me little one, why are you crying?"
With
a quiver in her voice the little girl answered, "After Mommy made me
this dress, she had to go away." "Well,
now," said the lady, "with a little girl like you waiting for
her, I'm sure she'll be right back." "No
ma'am, you don't understand," said the child through her tears,
"my Daddy said that she's up in heaven now with Grandfather."
Finally the woman realized what the child meant, and why she was crying. Kneeling
down she gently cradled the child in her arms and together they cried for
the mommy that was gone. Then suddenly the little girl did something
that the woman thought was a bit strange. She
stopped crying, stepped back from the woman and began to sing. She
sang so softly that it was almost a whisper. It was the sweetest sound the
woman had ever heard, almost like the song of a very small bird.
After the child stopped singing she explained to the lady, "My mommy
used to sing that song to me before she went away, and she made me promise
to sing it whenever I started crying and it would make me stop."
"See," she exclaimed, "it did, and now my eyes are
dry!" As
the woman turned to go, the little girl grabbed her sleeve, "Lady,
can you stay just a minute? I want to show you something." "Of
course," she answered, "what do you want me to see?" Pointing
to a spot on her dress, she said, "Right here is where my Mommy
kissed my dress, and here," pointing to another spot, "and
here is another kiss, and here, and here," "Mommy said that she
put all those kisses on my dress so that I would have her kisses for every
boo-boo that made me cry." Then
the lady realized that she wasn't just looking at a dress, no, she was
looking at a Mother who knew that she was going away and would not be
there to kiss away the hurts that she knew her daughter would get.
So she took all the love she had for her beautiful little girl and put
them into this dress, that her child now so proudly wore. She no
longer saw a little girl in a simple dress, she saw a child wrapped in her
Mother's love. I
asked the Lord to bless you As
I prayed for you today, To
guide you and protect you As
you go along your way...
His
promises are true, And
when we give Him all our cares You
know He will see us through. So
when the road you're traveling on Seems
difficult at best... Just
remember I'm here praying And
God will do the rest.
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