| Mind Of A Psycho |
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| Can it be true that false is not true if it is not false that true is partly true but not false? I think we should get rid of everything, start over from scratch. We desperately need a third great awakening. ASAP! The world is going down the tube. Oh, wait it got stuck, never mind, everyone in America is willing to add Drano. The plumber ate a plumb after eating a pear. Why didn't the apple go out with the green been? Because he was a fruit. Enough is never enough is it,all right that is enought about that. You know when people say enough, some one else will always add more. Oops, I was supposed to stop after the enough. Trough, thought, through, throat, colon. Free samples are the best thing in the world. Free is never free unless it's a free sample, but even then sometimes. The reason people don't care is, well honestly I don't really care. Honestly, who doesn't know the five hundred, seventy-fifth principal of quantum physics? What is the deal with shoes? Ha ha ha, I am like Jerry Seinfeld. This is a terrible waste of time. I enjoy my work. What is going on in the middle east bagdadian center of domestic criminal efforts to raise cheens? One person enjoys my work, the rest laugh because that one person is and they don't want to feel awkward. Who cares. Well, that's one person, but does What care? How about I Don't Know? Tomorrow? Today? A hundred dollar bill makes a hell of a lot more cents then a ten. There are over three definitions for the dot ending this sentence. At the end of every clause is a beard. Attack of the wild beards. The Magic Beard, a movie gone horribly wrong. The mans beard is magic and as it loses power, it turns gray. The man wishes a lot of things, but there are bad people around that steal the beard in the middle of the night, little do they know that the beard is going to grow back bigger and bader then ever!!!! If you divide 360 by the number of sides in a polygon, you will get the measure of an exterior angle. If you divide 360 by the measure of an exterior angle, you will get the number of sides. WHAT THE FUCK? Can we ever eat without that damned food staring at us? Don't think that I am naive, I know that damn broccoli has been bugged. That green been has a hidden camera! That corn is really a two-way radio. That's why you can't eat the cob. If anything goes wrong, the peas will use it to call for an extraction team. Watch out, that milk might be a double agent! The end of a lot of things is here and will be here and was here. This ends here. I think a day should be one hundred hours long and an hour should be a hundred minutes long and a minute should be a hundred seconds long and a year should be ten months long. A decade can stay how it is, that's just fine. Millennium too. Who the fuck came up with all these sixes? Not me, why should I follow them when there is a better way? Ding dong the witch is dead, we crushed her head with a house. Ding dong, I feel some dread, that bitch is dead, it better not be long. Time has come, that freak is gone, enough already with this song. You want to know what a real screen saver is? An extraction team that goes around by helicopters lifting away old and tattered window covers that are at the brink of falling apart. Don fucking;t tell anyone you know this, if they find out, you could be killed. Ever wonder why there are so many computers and televisions? Thats fucking right, there's hidden cameras in everything. Even that mullet you thought was so special. |