Rain: where is he? where is that shit!? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: you! what the fuck did you do!? Rain: Kevin Neil: wha-i...i didn't do anything! Kevin Neil: what are you talking about? Rain: you know what i'm talking about! you sick piece of shit! where's jimmy!? Kevin Neil: he's uh...gone.... Rain: there is a sweet, sweet man at my place right now bawling his eyes out. he won't tell me anything except that it has something to do with you and jimmy yesterday! Kevin Neil: oh... Kevin Neil: that... Kevin Neil: uh... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: oh, man... Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: where is jimmy!? wayne said he was resposible for his tears. Kevin Neil: jamie's...not here, he went to...buy some food or something Rain: how dare you two... Kevin Neil: .o0(not convincing) Kevin Neil: yeah okay it was bad... Kevin Neil: but i'm really really sorry... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm sure jimmy is too Rain: that's amusing. Kevin Neil: amusing? Kevin Neil: well...jamie's not here... Kevin Neil: so... Kevin Neil: what do you want from me? Rain: what-did-you-do...? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: we just...used the tactics of simple revenge in a very...over reactive manner... Kevin Neil: Rain: how can you find it so funny to hurt someone so sweet like that? to make a grown man cry... Rain: Rain: Rain: i want you to apologize to him. Rain: why would jimmy just leave? there are cops everywhere. Kevin Neil: well...uh.. Kevin Neil: i'm sure he knows how to stay hidden Rain: i thought you cared about him? Kevin Neil: i do..... Rain: you'd just let him leave knowing he may NEVER come back? Kevin Neil: Rain: no, that's beside the point. i'm here to know what you did and make you appologize. Kevin Neil: well...i'll apologize Rain: good... for what? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: okay...so we...messed with him a little last night, jimmy kinda wanted his..."revenge" Rain:...revenge? Kevin Neil: on wayne....for...being an ass Kevin Neil: i guess Rain: wayne? an ass!? Kevin Neil: well i doubt he is anymore Rain: i think he's the sweetest thing that ever lived. Kevin Neil: you would Rain: hm. Kevin Neil: nothin Kevin Neil: i didn't say anything Rain: you are a sick man. Kevin Neil: okay...yeah i admit it was a little...off Rain: you admit to being sick? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: uh...yeah why not Kevin Neil: Rain: what did you say to him? Kevin Neil: say? not much... Rain: i promise not to hurt you if you just give me the fucking facts. Kevin Neil: just that he had an okay ass Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: okay okay Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: wayne came over, he wanted jimmy, but i wouldn't give him up, so, he started searching my house...when he finally found jimmy, we tied him to my waterbed and jimmy kinda... forced wayne to do some stuff.... Kevin Neil: Rain: tied... made him do stuff!? Kevin Neil: Rain: what kind of... stuff !? Kevin Neil: you said you wouldn't hurt me!! Rain: speak! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: well...i think jimmy sucked on wayne's cock first, but then kinda forced wayne to suck his too...he didn't seem to excited...but jimmy wasn't the only one, i admit, i kinda... fucked him... Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: rain...d-don't... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: are you telling me that you two... r-raped him!? Kevin Neil: uh... i...guess that's the best word to describe it...yeah... Little Jimmy Urine: fuck, kevin... Kevin Neil: Rain: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: you sick fucks!! Little Jimmy Urine: ow ow ow ow ow ow!!! Kevin Neil: LET HIM GO, RAIN! Rain: Kevin Neil: Rain: do you have any idea... what you did to that poor man!!?? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: actually i do...i'm willing to apologize... Kevin Neil: Rain: oh, god... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: and you, mr. cock-sucker!? Little Jimmy Urine: ...me what? Rain: get moving! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: it's okay Little Jimmy Urine: how can you say that? do you know what they could do to us if we go over to her place? Rain: Kevin Neil: i don't think they will Little Jimmy Urine: not that... that. Kevin Neil: oh... Rain: go get in the car. Rain: now! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Rain: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: wayne's been in this car... he has a creepy smell about him... Little Jimmy Urine: musty-kinda. Kevin Neil: i know...i can smell it too...i just hope rain wasn't back here with him... Kevin Neil: Rain: you don't get it, jimmy. i'm a bounty hunter. i could have shot you dead right now and collected the million... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hey... don't talk like that... Rain: stay out of this. Kevin Neil: Rain: but i realize that money isn't everything. no, it's not because of the whole hank paying me thing... Kevin Neil: Rain: that's done and in the past. it's more or less that i've found something better. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Rain: i found someone who makes me happy... Kevin Neil: Rain: and you found a way to screw it up again! Kevin Neil: fuck! Rain: you hurt chet too. Rain: keep your grubby little paws off of my man and you just may make it through the night... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: this is it? Rain: Kevin Neil: looks like that stephen king flick, rose red... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: just as i pictured it. Kevin Neil: creepy... Little Jimmy Urine: suits him well. Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: get going. Rain: Rain: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: it's like someting from resident ev- Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: Rain: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: enter. Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: okay...this is freaky Kevin Neil: .o0(how can anyone actually live here?) Rain: take a seat Little Jimmy Urine: where...? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: this place remeinds me of the asylum... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: whoa... rain wears victoria's secret 8-hour bras! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: C...not bad Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: um... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: are these's rains? Kevin Neil: i don't know.... Little Jimmy Urine: ...wayne's? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: uh! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ah! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: that was either a dildo or a taxadermy, knife! Little Jimmy Urine: either way... ah! Kevin Neil: that's creepy... Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: so you've decided to come for a little visit, huh? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (this is like a freakin' haunted house!) Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: nice to see you too Wayne: idiots. you have some nerve. Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: uh... sorry? Wayne: oh, you will be. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: baby..we're gonna die... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Rain: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: oh fuck... Wayne: okay, who wants to go first?