...Static Shock... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: fuck.... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: just your neighborhood psycho nurse, checking up. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: checking up what? Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: you silly Kevin Neil: uh...come in Wayne: yey. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: so...i take it no one found him yet? Wayne: oh we found him. Wayne: yep, we found him alright. Kevin Neil: you did? Wayne: yep. Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: so...where is he? Wayne: you tell me. Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: how should i know? Kevin Neil: Wayne: come on, sunshine. just go get him. Wayne: do you really want me searching your place? Wayne: Kevin Neil: you think he's here? Wayne: yesser. Wayne: i know for a fact Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: oh? Wayne: little nice nurse came to me this morning. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: nurse...what nurse? Kevin Neil: .o0(biiiiiiitch!!!!) Wayne: i could have gotten the police up here with a warrent but i thought i'd scout it out myself to save you the stress. Wayne: urine's old nurse. rikku something. Kevin Neil: .o0(bitch bitch bitch bitch i hate her god! uh! i told her not to say anything!!! i-) have no idea what you're talking about Wayne: fine! be difficult! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: jimmy.... Wayne: come out come out where ever you are... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: yeah he's here alright... Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: a-hah! Kevin Neil: Wayne: he's in the fucking bathroom! you sick-o's. taking showers together, Kevin Neil: Wayne: i've worked with tricky people my whole life Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: i knew it...eh! naked! Little Jimmy Urine: stay... Kevin Allan Neil: Wayne: i ain't goin no where. Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Kevin Allan Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Wayne: the scissers arn't what scare me! Little Jimmy Urine: listen up. i'm going to move in a moment. you are going the head to the bathroom door and open it with your hands on the back of your head. Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: fucking queers... Kevin Neil: this may be threatening.... Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: on the bed. Wayne: eh! Kevin Neil: this may be a little more effective... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin, get some belts from the closet Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: get comfy. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: ouch.. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: haha. funny. okay, i get it.. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: boy, it's so awesome that you came here i wanna give you some drugs and i hope that you like them... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: don't go anywhere now, Kevin Neil: Wayne: momma said there'd be days like this... Kevin Neil: that you were tortured by queers? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: noooooooo!!!!!! get it off!!!!!!!! Kevin Neil: Wayne: ew! they're still wet!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i thought kevin payed you off my back? Kevin Neil: Wayne: your point? Little Jimmy Urine: why are you still after me? Kevin Neil: yeah...that was a lot of money, ya know Wayne: because it's fun- Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: wrong answer! Kevin Neil: Wayne: ack! i get it already! you're getting me back! okay!! Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: i just didn't want to lose my job! i was assigned by the court to look after you- Kevin Neil: don't you ever think for yourself? Wayne: i'd go to jail if i let anything happen to him! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what do you mean? Wayne: i am your probation nurse slash officer. your... therapist. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: okay... so, you are under fire too? Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: hm. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i think this is the fork from the other night. Little Jimmy Urine: mm... franks. Kevin Neil: no way... Kevin Neil: that's nasty... Little Jimmy Urine: no this is... Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: dear god! get off! Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: jimmy.... Wayne: okay... i get it. i deserve this. Kevin Neil: why don't you reach under him and touch him like he did to you Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: wow. i'm surpised. you have a nice body... Wayne: why does that surprise you? Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Kevin Neil: nice isn't it? Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: whoa whoa WHOA! stop right there!!! Kevin Neil: did you ever stop when you were told? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: oh, god... oh, god... oh, fuck! Wayne: never in a million years... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i'm curious, aren't you? Kevin Neil: why should we? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: again, i'm surprised. Wayne: oh, shut up! Little Jimmy Urine: niiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeee... Kevin Neil: not bad. Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: .o0 (no one will ever find out...) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: you're on my turf now... Kevin Neil: hey wayne...ya hungry? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: ...this is not happening... Kevin Neil: kinda funny the way he whines... Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: damn it! why are you doing this!! Wayne: you find joy in embarrassing me!? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...yeah Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: aw, some body likes me! Kevin Neil: wow...mikey i think he likes it.... Wayne: stop... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: tsk tsk Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: uh... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: see? queer is the same as straight. Wayne: hardly... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: no no no! stop! STOP! Little Jimmy Urine: aren't you curious? Little Jimmy Urine: okay. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you wanna do it the other way i take it then... Wayne: fuck you, man! Little Jimmy Urine: ...don't mean nothng anymore. Little Jimmy Urine: i've played it out. Kevin Neil: jimmy.... Little Jimmy Urine: yeah, kevin? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: nothin... Little Jimmy Urine: kay. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Wayne: gawd... Kevin Neil: don't put it in his mouth he might bite ya Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you owe this to a lot of people. Kevin Neil: Wayne: oh, come on! anything else but this, man! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: it's this or i get to rape you. Little Jimmy Urine: i want mine, babe. you already got yours. Kevin Neil: are you sure that's safe, hon? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you tell me, wayne? Little Jimmy Urine: are you gonna cooperate? Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: open up! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: he he Kevin Neil: Wayne: fuck you! Kevin Neil: shit.. Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: now that's a good lad. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: suck, you pig. Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (if jon could see me now...) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: SUCK IT! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: come on, now! Little Jimmy Urine: i know you can suck! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: gee, lose and ear... or suck a cock? you weigh it. Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: that's a boy Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you have no idea how rewarding this is, Kevin Neil: i can guess... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: aren't you happy you decided to show up AFTER i took my shower? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: dicks are for my friends... Little Jimmy Urine: when they come to my house Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Wayne: fuck!!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: well he did it Wayne: uh! god! i'm going to hell... Kevin Neil: see ya there Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: that was great. you turn. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: show him why the ass is the best place to reach the prostate gland. Little Jimmy Urine: oh, you'll love this one. Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: ya know...75 thousand dollars was..a lot... Little Jimmy Urine: yeah, being a prostitute... i know hoe many hours that is worth... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: no, wait... no i don't. Little Jimmy Urine: it's a lot, though. Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Kevin Neil: yeah... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: ya know...the whole world is full of great asses...jimmy has a great ass Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (daron... uh. droooool.) Kevin Neil: you have an okay ass... Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(not jon.. nuh-uh.) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .oo (hank isn't too bad..) Kevin Neil: my ass...is great too Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: but i want you to decide that for yourself Kevin Neil: Wayne: gawd.... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: sorry. Kevin Neil: thank you babe.... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: now knowing you, your ass would probably be tighter than fuck...or rather not fuck... Little Jimmy Urine: ah, virgin ass... Little Jimmy Urine: how sweet it be... Kevin Neil: but of all the asses in the world...if you're fucking ass again, you'll remember mine and wish it was just as sweet Wayne: Wayne: fuckin sick-o... Kevin Neil: yeah that's me Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: wow.... Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: pretty tick, eh? Little Jimmy Urine: made me feel like a baby. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: eh...i like yours better baby... Little Jimmy Urine: mine's so skinny, you can sign the declairation of in-da-pant-ance. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i like it that way... Kevin Neil: you havin fun? Wayne: ...you think? Kevin Neil: i do Wayne: i'm being raped by the insane queer posse... Kevin Neil: but isn't fun? Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: yikes. that's weird coming from you... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: ohhh come on it couldn't possibly hurt that bad... Wayne: Kevin Neil: well...i didn't use lube though, so it might be a little dry Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: you like it, don't you? Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: kinda odd, huh? Little Jimmy Urine: it's such a turn off to ya... but some reason, your body doesn't realize that... Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: fuck!! Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i didn't know he could cry... Little Jimmy Urine: yum... Little Jimmy Urine: what do ya know, he is human after all. Kevin Neil: tasty tasty Kevin Neil: Wayne: this is inhuman!!! Kevin Neil: de ja vu, jimmy? Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: we're just as bad as he is... Little Jimmy Urine: if not... Little Jimmy Urine: worse. Kevin Neil: hey...you wanted to.... Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: hey, don't go blaming me! Kevin Neil: i'm not.... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: great now he'll try to kill us Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: shit... now i feel bad... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: we made a big man cry... Kevin Neil: i guess... Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: hey man... i'm really sorry- Wayne: you're sick, both of you. Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: well, at least he'll leave you alone Little Jimmy Urine: sorry about the ear...! Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: should we have let him go? Kevin Neil: i'm not sure... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: well, if he reports that i'm here... he'd have to write up a report on what happend... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: