Judge: please take your seats Mr. Smith Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Judge: Judge: has the jury reached its verdict? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: umm.. what happens if i lose? Daron: months of mental therapy Little Jimmy Urine: eek Little Jimmy Urine: what if i win? Daron: shh. Little Jimmy Urine: Jury Speaker: yes your honor Kevin Neil: Jury Speaker: Kevin Neil: Daron: okay, he's gonna read off the votes one by one. there are 7 in the jury. Little Jimmy Urine: Judge: guilty... guilty.... guilty... Little Jimmy Urine: omigod... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Judge: innocent... Judge: guilty... guilty... Judge: guilty. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Judge: with 6 votes out of seven, the plaintiff is guilty Little Jimmy Urine: fuck! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Judge: james euringer, you are sentenced to two months rehabilitation at the westfield asylum and 4 months probation with a guard on duty 24-7. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Judge: court is adjured Little Jimmy Urine: FUCK!!! Daron: hey, if you won... you'd be in prison instead. Little Jimmy Urine: i'd rather be there being raped by pimps then... Little Jimmy Urine: ep. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: don't... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what.... Little Jimmy Urine: don't look at me that way... Daron: Kevin Neil: what way? Little Jimmy Urine: that way! Little Jimmy Urine: i'm sorry! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: okay!? i'm sorry i'm sorry, i'm sorry! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: come on. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: why...? Wayne: kiss your butch goodbye, we have to get you back and start your... therapy. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: goddamn it, kevin! Kevin Neil: wh-what? Little Jimmy Urine: i'm supposed to be the whiney little bitch crying "rock my hole!" making you the big butch crying, "eat it, sissy!" Little Jimmy Urine: i don't want to remember you like this! Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: (most of the people have left) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(beyond those doors is freedom....) Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm sorry i wasn't all you wanted to be..... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: what the- Kevin Neil: what was that? Wayne: hey! fuckhead!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: god...i need to smoke some weed.... Kevin Neil: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Wayne: urine! you're fucking crazy! Little Jimmy Urine: yeah! i know! that's what the jury said! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: you say your life has never been a bed of roses Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i was just trying to plant some for you Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i wasn't sure what it would take...a molesting father...an abusive jon...pimps that beat you into submission out on those streets...or a loving kevin who hates what those things have done to you...and just wanted to protect you from them... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: it's a pity...i was chosen last... Wayne: Wayne: man... i am so fired. Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Wayne: you're rich. gimme your cell. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what's the matter? Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Kevin Neil: what's up? is jimmy back yet? Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what the- Wayne: this is 059. i need an APB out on james euringer... Kevin Neil: .o0(he escaped...) Wayne: Wayne: he just took off... yeah! i was there!!! Kevin Neil: whoah whoah, jimmy's out there? Kevin Neil: i can't believe he actually did it....okay that's a lie...i believe it Wayne: well excuse me! he's a lot smaller and faster then me! Kevin Neil: Wayne: just get every unit you've got out there and scanning the streets! seal off an eight block radius. Hank: hey i was in the bathroom, what happened? Wayne: he's dangerous. Kevin Neil: Wayne: yeah, possibly armed by now. Hank: no shit, sherlock Kevin Neil: jimmy escaped Wayne: just do it! he's fast on his feet and could be almost half a mile away by now! get on it! Wayne: Hank: wow!! Wayne: Kevin Neil: oww!!! you shit!!! Hank: Wayne: FUUUUCCCKKKK!! Kevin Neil: Hank: aren't you worried about him? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: but he'll be fine Daron: you know there is a law against swearing in a court house. Hank: sorry... Wayne: he's gone! Daron: he? Kevin Neil: Wayne: he fucking took off!!! Kevin Neil: just let him go Daron: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Kevin Neil: sit on it and spin Daron: eak, why didn't you go after him? Hank: Hank: this is interesting...maybe it'll be on the news... Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: you okay? Kevin Neil: Hank: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Hank: Daron: Kevin Neil: you alright? Daron: shhhit... Kevin Neil: Wayne: best get yourself off to a hospital! Wayne: Kevin Neil: i'll drive you.. Hank: Daron: Wayne: thank god! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Hank: go speed racer, go... Daron: Hank: i hope they find him! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: .o0(...he's probably gonna take me into the woods like miller's crossing...) Kevin Neil: Wayne: Wayne: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(why did i do that...?) Daron: .o0 (why did he do that?) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Hank: Rikku: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: Rikku: Hank: where the fuck is speedy gonzolas goin? Kevin Neil: Rain: wayne just told her about her little boy toy Hank: .o0(he's gone! forever! he's never coming back> Kevin Neil: boy? Rain: Hank: hiya rain> Rain: Kevin Neil: what little boy? Rain: mr. malakian Kevin Neil: wha-you mean daron? Kevin Neil: Rain: uh-huh Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: holy shit.. Hank: what is it? Rain: Kevin Neil: god i hate her... Hank: the nurse girl? Kevin Neil: Rain: yeah, she's a bit dense. Kevin Neil: i'll say Rain: she doesn't realize that daron is gay. Kevin Neil: Rain: Kevin Neil: i just flung the fucker to intensive care, and i didn't even know why Rain: who now? Kevin Neil: daron... Hank: Hank: Rain: that bad huh? wayne said that he was bleeding. Kevin Neil: he was...pretty bad Wayne: Kevin Neil: Hank: Wayne: they found him. Kevin Neil: Rain: what!? Hank: no!! Kevin Neil: Hank: son of a bitch! Wayne: well, they know where he is atleast. Hank: Wayne: the vacinity. they found his black coat laying in a streem Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Rain: they didn't find him... Kevin Neil: Wayne: say what? Hank: Hank: really? Rain: he's just naked somewhere. you'll never find him now that his animal insticts have kicked in. Rain: Wayne: Hank: hey you two are like...the same Hank: Kevin Neil: sit your ass down Hank: yes sir!! Hank: Rain: yeah, he's quite illusive. try finding him in a mall when it's closing. shit, man. Wayne: Rain: in the next few weeks you'll get reports of a skinny big sasquach wandering around westfield. Hank: you guys wanna come over my house and celebrate jimmy's insanity? i mean! his being gone forever...i mean! shit... Wayne: Kevin Neil: hank... Hank: yeah? Kevin Neil: shut up Hank: Rain: Kevin Neil: Rain: ... ... Wayne: ... ... Hank: you wanna go home? Kevin Neil: Rain and Wayne: you like coffee? Rain: Kevin Neil: Wayne: Rain: Rain: common. my treat. Wayne: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: hey...can we come? Rain: neeooooo! Kevin Neil: fine Rain and Wayne: Kevin Neil: Hank: uhm... Hank: how far away is your place from here? Kevin Neil: a couple miles Hank: Kevin Neil: go home and make yourself some coffee or something Hank: why can't i go with you? Kevin Neil: because...i live alone.... Kevin Neil: Hank: please! Kevin Neil: no, hank! just go home! Kevin Neil: Hank: i! hate! jimmy! urine! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: oh fuck.. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i'm a fucking fugitive... i'm a fucking... fugitive... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (where the fuck am i? i've never ventured so far from the city before!) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (the edge...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (the hatchet...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(um... shawshank redemption... gawd i with i had an island in cuba...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0( blair witch... ah!) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0( um um um... umm... of mice and men!) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: oh no... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: shit, my head is making noises... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (thunder?) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: fuck me... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (this is... pathetic again...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (i'm a hazard to myself....) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: so irritating... Little Jimmy Urine: don't wanna be my friend no more... Little Jimmy Urine: wanna be... somebody else... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (i hate rain now...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (i wonder what rain is doing? and kevin..) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(...i bet wayne is fuming. i'd so love to see him mad) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(hank too.) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (i wonder is he's glad i'm gone or mad cuz i'm not in jail...) Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(and daron... shit... i wonder if he knows that i'm gone yet...) (2 weeks later... 2:00am) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(why do i continue to drink this nasty stuff if i don't like it anymore?) Reporter: so, when was the last time he was spoted? Kevin Neil: Daron: about two weeks ago. Kevin Neil: hey, that's shithead Daron: we assume that he is in the westfield area but one could lose bodies in there for years... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: wayne... Wayne: there is a warrent out for him and a reward dead or alive. Kevin Neil: Wayne: DEAD or alive. that means you can use you second amendment to it's fullest! Kevin Neil: Daron: organized malitia? Kevin Neil: Wayne: you're a *beeping* lawyer! right to bare arms! Kevin Neil: Daron: AND organized malita! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(i haven't had sex in over a month) Reporter: i'm kent soandso reporting live from westfield asylum, chuck? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: fucking reporters fucking wayne...fucking...westfield Kevin Neil: .o0(god i wish i was...) Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i am so...horny! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: holy shit! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what in the fuck? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: oh god, please don't be wayne Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: wh-who's there? Kevin Neil: wayne is that you? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: eh... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Jimmy!! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: baby...omigod... Little Jimmy Urine: i made it... Kevin Neil: oh, honey.... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i did it...for... Little Jimmy Urine: i ran so i could... Little Jimmy Urine: be with you. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i just didn't want to see you in tears every time you came to visit me... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i'm so glad you're alright...i was worried sick Little Jimmy Urine: i was too... for you. Kevin Neil: they have a reward out for you...but they'll never know...you're here with me... Kevin Neil: i promise Little Jimmy Urine: need soft. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what's going on? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: News Anchor: ...is suspected to be involved with james euringer and may be responsible for his escape. Little Jimmy Urine: what!? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: fucking reporters... News Anchor: he also holds a record himself for suspected activity. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: what happened to him now? Kevin Neil: i...i dunno News Anchor: daron malakian is no longer in the area and is needed for questioning after this new development. in further news- Kevin Neil: huh.... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: they think daron helped me escape? Kevin Neil: i guess... Little Jimmy Urine: he wasn't even there! Kevin Neil: i know... Kevin Neil: i saw him after the trial Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(that poor guy... he doesn't need to be tied up in this shit.) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: was he acting strange? Kevin Neil: i don't remember Kevin Neil: i don't think Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hey...i wasn't sure when you'd be back, so i bought your favorite Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: what's that? Kevin Neil: i bought you your favorite food Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: spegetti-o's and franks!? Kevin Neil: yup Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i'll make you some Little Jimmy Urine: shibby Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm sure you're hungry Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: hell, yeah. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i ate a fucking muskrat three nights ago. Kevin Neil: hmmm must have an aquired taste Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: oh fuck! Little Jimmy Urine: ,pulls fresh pants up and looks> Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: finally! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: uhm...what are you doing? Daron: i didn't know where else to go... Kevin Neil: Daron: i thought that you must have some heart after you took me to the hospital that day- Kevin Neil: of course i do... Daron: d'they say anything? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: uhm...only that it was all your fault Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: so...what the hell? what can i do? Daron: keep you door locked. Kevin Neil: wh-do you know how scared i am of people seeing you come here Kevin Neil: i really reeeeeally don't need cops here Daron: that FUCKING wayne pulled up some old files of mine where i jumped charges... Daron: they now think that me that that little shit are in cahoots... Kevin Neil: why the hell did he do that? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: he hates me... Kevin Neil: Daron: he just... has an attitude... Kevin Neil: cahoots? is that a word? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: yeah, like, in league. Daron: working together. Kevin Neil: Daron: perposterous! Daron: Kevin Neil: that's kinda....idiotic to think after the trial and stuff though, ain't it? Kevin Neil: you weren't even there when jimmy fled Daron: Kevin Neil: Reporter: ...major drug charges less then two years ago. Kevin Neil: .o0(this is just what i need...to people "wanted" inside my apartment) Kevin Neil: .o0(i wish daron didn't show up here) Kevin Neil: Daron: fuck, man!!! he better not have given them the bakersfield case file... Kevin Neil: wayne is such an ass Reporter: ...in bakersfield. his client got off scot free after two murders. Kevin Neil: i was right... Kevin Neil: .o0(god i don't want anything to do with that shit...) Daron: Daron: imma kill that rikku for ever setting me up with urine's case.... Kevin Neil: so...why did you come to me? i mean...i would think i would be the last person you'd come to.... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: because... i'm... you were the only person i could think of... Kevin Neil: ...really? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: of all people Daron: yeah. i was shocked that you were so nice to me that d- Daron: ,turns and looks at jimmy> Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: -ay. Little Jimmy Urine: nice hat. Kevin Neil: Daron: have you been here the entire time!? Little Jimmy Urine: no, just the last five minutes. what some? Kevin Neil: now do you know why i don't need people seeing you here?! Daron: ... what's the difference? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: are you serious?! there's a warrant out and a reward for jimmy's capture Little Jimmy Urine: eat, eat. Kevin Neil: Daron: and me! i'm supposedly his accomplice! Kevin Neil: see? now there ya go! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: .o0(i just want you to LEAVE!) Daron: whould ya stop it? Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: i don't know why i rushed you to the hospital that day... Kevin Neil: but i did Daron: well, thank you. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: sure..... Little Jimmy Urine: did i miss something? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: yummmmmmm... say yummmm? Kevin Neil: Daron: idiot. Kevin Neil: do you want one...daron, was it? Daron: nah. Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what if people come here to interegte? huh? this is deffinitly one of the places they'll come to> Daron: you have nothing to do with the case. Kevin Neil: still they'd assume this is the first place jimmy'd return...i think...would they? Little Jimmy Urine: yeah, i'm in westfield still, 'member? Daron: they'd think that sure... but it's too obvious. they'll check babylon first. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: you have nothing to worry about Kevin Neil: right... Kevin Neil: Daron: james may be insane... but not stupid enough to return to the most obvious place... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: no more franks for you, mister. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: why's the couch wet here? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: ...huh? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(...whoa... he's sitting on my couch...) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: oo, who are those two good looking fellons? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: huh?...oh. heh. Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: it's not gonna work. Little Jimmy Urine: ...what's not? Daron: you. Little Jimmy Urine: me? Daron: not gonna work. Little Jimmy Urine: i'm offended that you would think that of me! Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: FUCK!!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: huh? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: my fucking head is damaged as it is, you dick! Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: he hit me! Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: fuck you. Little Jimmy Urine: we tried that game already! Little Jimmy Urine: and you hit me with the fucking cordless! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: ...eh? Daron: Kevin Neil: would you both calm down? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: get your fucking legs down Daron: Kevin Neil: NOW! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: those are worth more then your life. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: .o0(don't get to comfortable....) Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: .o0 (that kevin guy...) Daron: .o0 (..sure is nice.) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: (two hours later...) Daron: f-fcuk you!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what is it now? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i heard something. Little Jimmy Urine: was that you? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: no Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: what the- Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what's he doing? Kevin Neil: yoga? Daron: Kevin Neil: hey man.... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: hey. Little Jimmy Urine: hey! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: uh.... Kevin Neil: daron? Little Jimmy Urine: i think he's asleep or something.. Kevin Neil: really...? Little Jimmy Urine: daron! Kevin Neil: wake up, dude! Daron: Daron: fuck! what the fuck are you doing!? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what did you take this time? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ...you okay, honey? you look pale. and for you to look pale... that's saying something... Kevin Neil: Daron: i'm fine. Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: what's wrong? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: that's what i want to know... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what are you doing? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...huh? Kevin Neil: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: nothing! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: jimmy..... Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: if fucking him before made you so happy, why don't you go sleep with him again!? Kevin Neil: you seem to like him an awful lot... Kevin Neil: or maybe...that's just me..... Little Jimmy Urine: you wanna fuck him? Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what?! Little Jimmy Urine: ...you...you said that i should go sleep with him cuz i want to... and you said, "or maybe it's just me..." Kevin Neil: that's not what i meant! Kevin Neil: you misunderstood...when i said "maybe it's just me" meaning...maybe i just "think that" Kevin Neil: i didn't mean i wanted to fuck him Little Jimmy Urine: you're just jealous... aren't you? Kevin Neil: of course i am! Little Jimmy Urine: ...? what for? Little Jimmy Urine: you could have any man in the world if you wanted. Kevin Neil: if you'd... if you'd rather not have me... Little Jimmy Urine: you don't trust me, huh? Kevin Neil: i'm afraid, that's all... Little Jimmy Urine: after i put my life on the line just to be with you... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i'm sorry it isn't that...you seem to like him a lot... Kevin Neil: and i just got you back Little Jimmy Urine: so? maybe i do? your point? Little Jimmy Urine: you don't trust that i have will power, eh? Kevin Neil: what? Little Jimmy Urine: then watch. Little Jimmy Urine: i AM gonna go sleep with him. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: ... what are you doing? Little Jimmy Urine: shh. go back to sleep. Daron: wha? Little Jimmy Urine: i'm trying to sleep with you. g'night. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: umph! Daron: i couldn't breathe. Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: this works too. night night. Kevin Neil: what are you doing? Little Jimmy Urine: sleeping with daron like you suggested. Daron: .o0 (so cute.) Kevin Neil: why are you doing that, jimmy? Little Jimmy Urine: ...because you told me to. Kevin Neil: i meant i really didn't want you to..i was being sarcastic Daron: just go back to bed... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm just scared Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: hear me? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ...coming. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: fuckin a. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(stop crying!!) Kevin Neil: fuck... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ...you coming to bed, or what? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin, please. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: if you want blanket.... you'll have to pull it off of me like a toilet paper roll. Little Jimmy Urine: TP jimmy!! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: THWAP! Kevin Neil: are you alright? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: yeah, yeah.... yeah. Little Jimmy Urine: blanket broke my fall Little Jimmy Urine: i'm a doughnut... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: now i'm an eclair! suck the creamy filling out of me! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: .o0 (weird-o's) (the next morning) Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: ew Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: eh?uh? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: hey... Little Jimmy Urine: oi? Little Jimmy Urine: ...oo... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: hey, look! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: mornin' wood! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: gonna-go-urine-ate! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(that daron was lucky i let him stay....) Kevin Neil: .o0(he already interfered with us once....i really hope he doesn't fuck with jimmy again, or i'll kick his ass, then rip his head off and play basket ball with it!!!!) Kevin Neil: Daron: mmmmmmph... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(i hate my caring..ness..) Kevin Neil: .o0(if it wasn't for my hospitality he'd be gone) Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: .o0(i can trust jimmy...i think...) Kevin Neil: fuckin a Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: hey. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: hello... Daron: Daron: wha's goin on? Kevin Neil: nothin....i hope.... Kevin Neil: Daron: uh. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: sup, peeps!? Kevin Neil: hi baby... Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: same to you. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: hehe. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what? Kevin Neil: it's a little early, isn't it? Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i could use some but i can't leave home Kevin Neil: uh...because... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i don't need a baby sitter... Daron: yeah, you do. Daron: Kevin Neil: yeah... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what? no i don't have people here. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: i really don't want to...i want to stay here besides i need a shower and stuff...so...any word on where jimmy is yet? Kevin Neil: i'm really...worried about him Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: i know you don't want him to.... Kevin Neil: hank, you know me.... Kevin Neil: yeah i know... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: well....no actually...you have no idea how good that sounds right now...but...no. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: well...i suppose, there's no harm in it, but i don't...really need visitors Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: no i just...uh..have a cold Kevin Neil: a bad headache Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: okay! alright fine, but only for a few minutes! i'm really not in the mood to see you... Kevin Neil: no...justa few minutes Kevin Neil: i have stuff to do...okay then see ya in a few Kevin Neil: dammit! Kevin Neil: okay...uh...hank is coming over, so... Daron: eh? hank? Little Jimmy Urine: do i have to hide in the closet? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: not if you don't want to, but if he finds you here, he's going to turn you in and i don't want that Little Jimmy Urine: wh-where do i go? Kevin Neil: go in the den...and shut the door Kevin Neil: he won't go in there if i tell him not to... Little Jimmy Urine: fine... Kevin Neil: sorry... Little Jimmy Urine: bye. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: daron, you might want to hide too Daron: s'okay. i'm used to it... Kevin Neil: hank's a little...dangerous Kevin Neil: speak of the devil Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: i did it!!! i set out a reward Hank: Daron: Kevin Neil: a r-reward? what do you mean? Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: 1 million dollars to the fuck who finds jimmy and KILLS HIM! Daron: Kevin Neil: are you crazy? Kevin Neil: one million dollars? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: to kill jamie?! Daron: that's a lot of cash... Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: as long as the fucker is dead and gone, i won't have to worry!! Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: hank how would you do that?! Hank: he isn't here is he? Kevin Neil: no... Hank: ya know... Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: jimmy doesn't love you...you need to start being a man Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: you need to bitch slap him, he only likes pain Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: he'll always treat you like shit, but as long as i'm around and he's gone...i'll treat you better in fact i'll treat you like a king! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i hate that guy.... Hank: cause he's just filling your head with crap! .o0(i think it's working!!!) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Hank: Hank: why don't you...come in the bedroom with me? you say jimmy isn't here, prove it! besides, he'll never be back for you anyway. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: come on! you miss me don't you?! i know i miss you! Daron: Daron: .o0 (i could read them if 'he'd' type them. lol!) Hank: i'll make it aww beddur for you! no more little shithead around, i'll be here! i won't make you waste your tears on me like he does Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hank... Hank: yes? Kevin Neil: uhm...get off of me Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what is with kevin...? Hank: Daron: Hank: come on! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: no? Daron: Daron: heh.. Kevin Neil: Hank: i promise i won't break your heart, or make you cry, or even make you pay for me!! Kevin Neil: that's voluntary hank.. Little Jimmy Urine: ...kevin is just like me... he likes to be hurt. Daron: Daron: by you. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: no.... Hank: please?! Kevin Neil: hank...i said no Little Jimmy Urine: why not...? Hank: why the fuck not? Daron: what...? Little Jimmy Urine: have fun... Daron: Kevin Neil: i know what's it's like to be cheated on..i don't want to cause pain that i know hurts me Hank: uhm...but jimmy isn't here! Kevin Neil: i know..but it doesn't matter... Little Jimmy Urine: go for it... Daron: why are you talking like that? Hank: don't you ever want to have...fun? Little Jimmy Urine: exactly. Hank: you seem not to be in your relationship with jimmy.... Daron: jimmy, come here. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hank lemme tell you something that may be of useful advise to you Hank: Hank: alright...shoot Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: if it's all just fun...why do you keep coming back to me? why don't you go find someone else? Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: .o0(i never...thought of that) because...i still love you.... Kevin Neil: you answered my question Daron: sit. Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: Hank: so?! he doesn't love you!! Daron: i don't get you. Little Jimmy Urine: you did once. Daron: not that. Hank: he's an idiot! he doesn't know what love is!! i do!! Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: he just tells you he loves you so he can use you for your money!! Hank: the sick little shit doesn't care about you! he's full of shit, he's a liar and psycho! Kevin Neil: SHUT UP!! Hank: Daron: what do you want? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...what do i want? Little Jimmy Urine: anything in the world? Daron: no, from life. Kevin Neil: Hank: oh please don't hurt me Hank: Kevin Neil: listen to me hank....and listen close... Hank: o-okay Kevin Neil: i'm not going to give up... Hank: Hank: he's a fucking daddy's boy..... Hank: he doesn't love you Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ... ... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i want... Little Jimmy Urine: to be happy. Hank: you hear me shithead?! Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: daddy's boy?! want some more meet from your father?! you don't want it from kevin!! Kevin Neil: Daron: jimmy, ignore him Hank: he's a sick, obsessive, psychotic, whiny SLUT! he hates you and the matter of it is, you should- Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Hank: Hank: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Kevin Neil: oh... Kevin Neil: god... Kevin Neil: i-i-i've never... Hank: Hank: Kevin Neil: hank....i'm so sorry.... Kevin Neil: i-i.... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: you..i...just Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: what would make you happy? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i'm so sorry, i never thought i would do something like that ever Hank: Kevin Neil: Hank: i can't believe it either Hank: Hank: i think jimmy deserved that...more than me Little Jimmy Urine: to actually be happy. i've never been it before.... Daron: i'm sure you- Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: happy, like, good sex? drugs? having a good day? Little Jimmy Urine: a moment of purity. Little Jimmy Urine: a moment where EVERYTHING is right... Hank: what was that? Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: uh.. Hank: never mind... i'm going now Kevin Neil: hank..please....forgive me... Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: if they find jimmy....he'll be killed Hank Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: shit!! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: is that happiness? Little Jimmy Urine: ...i don't know. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: now, kevin... i know what this looks like- Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: yeah...i do too! Kevin Neil: at least i used to Little Jimmy Urine: we were talking. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: maybe he was right..... Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i knew it... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: wait! Kevin Neil: dammit Daron: Kevin Neil: i knew it....he was right... Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: maybe everyone was right.... Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: rikku was right....hank was right, they knew...i didn't... Kevin Neil: he hates me... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0 (don't speak, i know what your thinking..) Daron: Kevin Neil: i...can't stay... Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: why didn't you stop him!? Little Jimmy Urine: i... Daron: i can't stay here either. if he reports you... Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: daron! Daron: what!? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: don't give me that crap! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: c-can i see rikku, please? is she heere? Little Jimmy Urine: what is your problem!? first you're all over me and now you act as if i'm the slut! Lady: uh, yeah. Lady: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: yes? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: hi Rikku: ...ke-kevin. hi. Kevin Neil: uhm...can i talk to you? Rikku: sure, this way. Kevin Neil: Rikku: Kevin Neil: you were right Kevin Neil: Rikku: what? Rikku: Kevin Neil: you ere right.he hates me.... Rikku:...jimmy...? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: you spoke with him? Kevin Neil: i...no...he was... with another guy...they weren't fucking but he was in his lap... Kevin Neil: Rikku: when was this? Kevin Neil: .o0(oh shit....jimmy's warrant! i forgot) uhm... Kevin Neil: .o0(think of a lie) uhm..hank told me about it Kevin Neil: .o0(good one) Rikku: did you hear about what james did to dar-... um, his lawyer? Kevin Neil: did? Kevin Neil: no... Rikku: he threatened him with false evidance accusing his lawyer of drug dealing and shipping. if james didn't win his case he'd release the fake evidance to the public getting him to hot water! Rikku: and... now dar-his-er-lawyer is missing too... Kevin Neil: that was because of jimmy? Rikku:... that poor poor man... the lawyer i mean... Kevin Neil: you mean...daron... Rikku: yeah! i knew his name started with d-a-r. Rikku: mr. malakian. Kevin Neil: he's your boyfriend rikku, i already know Rikku: boy...friend? that's silly Kevin Neil: is it? no it's true Rikku: no! he's not!!! Rikku:... he refuses me... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: are you worried about him? Rikku: Rikku: i would do anything to have him love me... Kevin Neil: you don't want him to get in trouble, do you? Rikku: no.. Kevin Neil: neither do i.... Kevin Neil: Rikku: h-he doesn't want me. i'd die for that man. Kevin Neil: .o0(i know what that's like...) Rikku: just like you and james... Kevin Neil: Rikku: i've never even gotten his shirt off... Rikku: he-he just turns me away Rikku: that's why i faked it all... Kevin Neil: i'm sorry if i seemed a little...dorkish...i don't really like "you've got mail" Rikku: Kevin Neil: i actually hate that movie Kevin Neil: i was using it to break the ice Kevin Neil: Rikku: ... i liked you too. i didn't mean to use you like that... Rikku: i just wanted to get back at jimmy for what he did to me. Kevin Neil: it's okay, all is forgiven.. Kevin Neil: he did a lot to me too Kevin Neil: he told me he loved me... Kevin Neil: i don't know what to think Rikku: if it wasn't for him... i'd brobably be in daron's arms right now... Kevin Neil: izzat so? Rikku: i-i'm sorry, i'm getting a teary and poop. Kevin Neil: did you ever tell daron you care about him? Rikku: all the time... he'd tell me that he cares for me too... but... Rikku: i heard him say that he'd feel... 'safer' with jimmy... Rikku: i don't know what that means. Kevin Neil: i suppose we have more in common than we thought... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: he wants to be with jamie? Kevin Neil: Rikku: i don't know. i feel like that's what he wants... that's why i tried to get rid of james... Kevin Neil: i think...jimmy wants him too Kevin Neil: thats' why it hurt so much.. Rikku: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i hate it Kevin Neil: i want him to myself Rikku: i bet that they found each other some how. like they had a secret meeting point. Kevin Neil: .o0(wasn't a secret for long) Rikku: i know that they must have had it all planned out from the day they met! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i doubt it Kevin Neil: Rikku: what do you mean? Kevin Neil: nothing...i want you to know, daron is okay Kevin Neil: he's safe Rikku: wh-you talkked to him!? Kevin Neil: well....he's at my apartment... Rikku: Kevin Neil: Rikku: i-i-i-i need to see him! Kevin Neil: and...that thing happened a few miutes ago Kevin Neil: i saw it myself, hank didn't say anything Rikku:...jimmy on daron's lap? Kevin Neil: Rikku:... JIMMY IS THERE TOO!? Rikku: Kevin Neil: oh no no no no you cannot i repeat cannot utter a word about it Rikku: he's worth upto a million dollars... Kevin Neil: i know...hank set that reward Kevin Neil: that's why i can't... Kevin Neil: Rikku: i have to come over! Kevin Neil: you can right now if you want.... Kevin Neil: but you can't tell anyone Rikku: come come! go go! Kevin Neil: okay okay Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you can't leave!!! Daron: get the fuck off! Little Jimmy Urine: i-i-i-i-i don't want to be alone in this! Daron: well, i'm sorry but we have to fend for ourselves! Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: what in the fuck? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hey hey easy easy.... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: you okay? Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: daron! Rikku: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what is she doing here? Kevin Neil: Rikku: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: what are you doing? Rikku: god! i was so scared! i thought that you would have surly gotten a bounty out on you! Kevin Neil: Daron: um... Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: Rikku: i should claw your eyes out! Kevin Neil: Daron: you should leave... if you are found with me- Rikku: "you should leave" "this isn't a good time" it's not right!" that's all you ever say! Daron: eh-? Kevin Neil: if this is what you call "trying with all your power to be a better person..." i haven't noticed Rikku: why!? what is wrong with me! what does jimmy have that i don't!!?? Daron: you want to know? Kevin Neil: .o0(heh i remember her asking me the same thing) Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: yes! some one please tell me! why is jimmy so much better then me!? Rikku: what the fuck does he have- Daron: AIDS. Kevin Neil: loves me...loves me not.... Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: Daron: you happy now? Rikku: y-you love him more then me... because he has... AIDS? Kevin Neil: he loves me not..... Rikku: that's crazy!!! Kevin Neil: Daron: yes! got it!? b-bitch!? Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: i-i... Kevin Neil: that's what i thought....if it were your flower...it'd say the opposite Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: y-you really hurt her... daron.... Kevin Neil: no shit! Daron: i know.... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm sorry... Daron: Kevin Neil: Daron: i... i tried to get her to drop the charges... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: do you want me to talk to her? Daron: no... she's been hurt enough... Kevin Neil: i really think that she's...angry that jimmy came between you and her, if there is a you and her.... Kevin Neil: just like i was when you showed up at my door Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: there can't be a her and i... Kevin Neil: well there is...a me and jimmy....i think Kevin Neil: i don't know anymore Daron: she's just a child to me..... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: a child needs to be cared for Daron: exactly... and i'm not the one to do that. Daron: she has needs and urges that i cannot fullfil. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: and why do you think so? Little Jimmy Urine: because... Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: because you don't want her to be like you... Little Jimmy Urine: ...and me. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: yes i understand Kevin Neil: i really am sorry... Daron: i'm scared of her... Daron: i don't want to upset you, kevin... but... Daron: that is why i feel safer with jimmy. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: well.... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: everything... he's saying... Little Jimmy Urine: is the way i feel too... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: good bye. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin!! Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: don't cry don't cry..... Kevin Neil: fuck!! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you idiot!!! Daron: chill out! Little Jimmy Urine: lol! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: why!? why not for one time! Kevin Neil: if he's what you prefer because you're afraid of me getting sick, then fine...keep him Little Jimmy Urine: you like this don't you!? Little Jimmy Urine: you fucking asshole!!! Kevin Neil: are you nuts?!?! Kevin Neil: i hate this!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: what's wrong?! Kevin Neil: i don't understand, Kevin Neil: i thought you wanted me to go! Little Jimmy Urine: you fucking piece of shit! Little Jimmy Urine: it's all a fucking game!! Kevin Neil: what are you... Daron: james... Kevin Neil: jimmy.... Little Jimmy Urine: you wanna start something now!?!?? Daron: Kevin Neil: jimmy, i thought you wanted me to go Little Jimmy Urine: i can't handle this anymore! Little Jimmy Urine: playing with my emotions! fucking with my life! Kevin Neil: i'm not doing that!! Kevin Neil: you know i've had my share jimmy Little Jimmy Urine: taking control of all the roles and making it into a fucking game of "let's torture james!" Kevin Neil: NO!! Kevin Neil: that is not it!! Little Jimmy Urine: like a fucking RPG! Kevin Neil: jimmy, you hurt me, too, ya know Little Jimmy Urine: i tried to finish it once before... Little Jimmy Urine: it's... all a game... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: IT IS NOT!! Kevin Neil: listen to me jimmy....i don't know why you think this...but if you really are happier with mr. fabulous, which is what i interpreted, then you can go ahead and live fucking happiliy ever after Kevin Neil: i thought you said you were gonna try!! Kevin Neil: when i saw you in his lap.... Kevin Neil: i figured you didn't love me anymore Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: if you ever really did..... Kevin Neil: jimmy, i didn't want this fucker coming back and frailing what i have with you! Kevin Neil: because whether or not you loved me, i loved you Daron: Kevin Neil: now he's back and now you want me to go... Little Jimmy Urine: there's just no way around it Little Jimmy Urine: i tried not to hurt you again... Little Jimmy Urine: but it is a double edged sword Kevin Neil: what do you mean, try not to? Little Jimmy Urine: i hurt. everyday. he understands. i-i can't explain it. it's a pain that is physical and psychological. one of the worst pains ever... Little Jimmy Urine: i don't want you to feel the same. Little Jimmy Urine: i thought that me denying you... would hurt less then killing you slowly Daron: .o0 (if only rikku could have understood that...) Kevin Neil: whether it's denying me or killing me slowly, jimmy....it still feels like my heart has been stabbed Little Jimmy Urine: double edge sword. Kevin Neil: it's your choice i guess.... Little Jimmy Urine: do you want to watch me die again? Daron: Kevin Neil: i don't want to see anything bad happen to you Little Jimmy Urine: then you can't look at me at all... Little Jimmy Urine: i'm dying, kevin. Kevin Neil: i know you are...but i still want to be there.... Kevin Neil: until then... Little Jimmy Urine: what hurts less, having an asshole who cheats on you leave you one day... or... Kevin Neil: that was your choice... Little Jimmy Urine: or do you want someone you love more that anything just die in you arms... Kevin Neil: Daron: Kevin Neil: well... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm gonna miss you..... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i love you Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ...i love you more then you would ever know... Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: good bye, jimmy..... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: you can keep the place...i'll live somewhere else Little Jimmy Urine: ...they were right, you know. Kevin Neil: they were? Little Jimmy Urine: you do deserve better. Kevin Neil: even so....i still thought it was my duty...to love you Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: jimmy it's- Little Jimmy Urine: fuck you! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: i still don't understand you. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: who are you calling? Little Jimmy Urine: yes, i have the location of james euringer- Daron: STOP! Daron: what the fuck are you doing!!! Little Jimmy Urine: i'm james. i'm turing myself in- Daron: Daron: I AM NOT GOING TO PRISON BECAUSE OF THIS!!! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: you just need to sit your ass down and clear you head! Daron: you are making huge ass decisions with out even thinking of the conciquences! Daron: Daron: let's get one thing straight. Daron: we are now both fugitives. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: i am NOT your lover. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: i am mearly your emotional support. Little Jimmy Urine: i- Daron: we lost a lot of important things in the past few weeks.... Daron: freedom, our loves... our 'lives'... Daron: this is survival now. Daron: don't start blaming yourself and getting all suicidal. shit happens... Daron: you wanna blame someone... blame wayne. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: there. you see? Daron: um... i'm going to do my best to get you back with kevin... Little Jimmy Urine: ...why? Daron: because... Daron: you need him Little Jimmy Urine: i need a new life is what i need... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: my head hurts. Daron: i'm not surprised. Little Jimmy Urine: why would kevin want me back anyway? Daron: walks into the room> Daron: Daron: why would he want you back?...because i would. Little Jimmy Urine: eh? Daron: you stick on people. Little Jimmy Urine: eh, i can't think streight any more! Daron: Daron: i know what might help. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: i learned this in grad school. Little Jimmy Urine: whoa, what are you doing!? you just said- Daron: slips his tongue into jimmy's mouth> Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: "i began to lose control.....i began to lose control..." Kevin Neil: "i didn't mean to hurt you....i'm sorry that i made you cry....i didn't want to hurt you...i'm just jealous guy..." Kevin Neil: "i was feeling insecure...you might not love me anymore...i was shivering inside...i was shivering inside...." Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Manager: hey...you alright? Manager: go on home son, you look like you need sleep Kevin Neil: i don't have a "home" Manager: are you homeless Kevin Neil: Manager: then what do you mean, you don't have a home? Kevin Neil: what is a home to you? Manager: uh..well...a warm place you always love to go to when you're sad, all that crap... Kevin Neil: i don't have that anymore... Kevin Neil: Manager: i'm sorry...what's your name? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: does it matter? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: christ... Manager: i just want to know... Kevin Neil: asshole.... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: there was time you let me know, what's real and going on below, but now you never show it to me do u? Kevin Neil: remember when i moved in you, the holy dark was moving too and every breath we drew was hallelujah Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: mmm Kevin Neil: fuck!! Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: what? Kevin Neil: yeah hi... Kevin Neil: no, really i don't know where he is...no i don't who is this? Kevin Neil: how did you get my number? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: that's a pretty name...yeah...okay, look i don't know how you got this number but i can assure you i don't know where he's at... Kevin Neil: no...i don't need to be intergated i'm a little not in the mood right now Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: god, people....leave me alone... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: kevin? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...kevin... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron's Note: i love you. but never in the ways that kevin does. i just want to see you happy. get him back. i'll miss you, skinny thing. i can't afford to be seen... take care of yourself, and please! let kevin take care of you. PS- your welcome... for clearing your head. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: .o0(i gotta find somewhere to stay...i have to get my clothes...) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: .o0(i guess i can stay with hank..horrible thought but still) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: fuck! Kevin Neil: i don't have a key... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: daron? Kevin Neil: uhm...i wanted to pick up some stuff Little Jimmy Urine: kevin!? Kevin Neil: uh.yeah Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: hey... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you came back! Kevin Neil: of course i did Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i uh..where's daron? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: um... Kevin Neil: he left? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: ..er... ignore the last part. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: just one night without you seemed like an eternity Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: that was the loneliest i've ever felt Little Jimmy Urine: i... learned something last night... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: eh, daron said that he had learned it in grad school... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: love and lust are two different things. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: yeah i know.... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i... may never be able to... with you. but the love is still there... Little Jimmy Urine: but if you need it... you know, to clear your head... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: i don't mind you going out... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i wouldn't do that Little Jimmy Urine: why not? Little Jimmy Urine: you want to be a renewed virgin? Kevin Neil: because i'd want to remember how i liked it best.... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i wouldn't want it any other way Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: besides... isn't that why they made condoms? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: well, shit. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: you mean we went through all this shit for nothing? Little Jimmy Urine: just kidding. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: condoms don't always work... Kevin Neil: well...then...you can be the bottom Little Jimmy Urine: hm. Little Jimmy Urine: that's always how it is anyway. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: if you don't want to it's up to you Kevin Neil: here Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: i'm going to try and plant that bed of roses for you...one red rose at a time Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: it's... kinda too bad that daron couldn't have stayed... Little Jimmy Urine: i mean... he was a nice guy and just tried to... Little Jimmy Urine: be accepted. Kevin Neil: yeah...i know... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: sorry about the table... Kevin Neil: don't worry about it...i can always get another table, but i can never get another jimmy Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: you know- Little Jimmy Urine: the more that i think about it- Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: the more that i realize how much we all have in common. Little Jimmy Urine: you and rikku... Little Jimmy Urine: me and daron... Little Jimmy Urine: rain and wayne... Little Jimmy Urine: hank and jon... Kevin Neil: wha? Little Jimmy Urine: you and rikku. you both love people who are sick and confused... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: me and daron are fugitives Little Jimmy Urine: rain and wayne would go as far as kill a man for cash... always me. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: and hank and jon like to beat people and don't understand when they're not loved. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: yeah...that's true Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i think i should introduce jon to hank. Kevin Neil: they'd be best friends... Little Jimmy Urine: fuck toys Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: honey....take a shower... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: or did you? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: uck! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: can i join you? i don't smell fabulous either... 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