Ep 4- General Hospital Nice Nurse: james, there's some one here to see you... do you want company? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...company? Nice Nurse: yeah, it's kevin... Little Jimmy Urine: i don't want him to see me like this. tell him to leave. Nice Nurse: a-are you sure? perhaps company would make you feel better? Little Jimmy Urine: you're pretty nice company yourself. remember, 3:00 is my spunge bath... Nice Nurse: Nice Nurse: mr.neil? Kevin Neil: yes? Nice Nurse: i-i'm sorry, he doesn't want to see you... Kevin Neil: h-he doesn't? Kevin Neil: Nice Nurse: no... he's having a traumatic time and probably is ashamed of his appearence... Nice Nurse: the poor boy attempted to commit suicide. Kevin Neil: is that what happened?! Kevin Neil: Nice Nurse: and again when we got him here, he tried rip his iv off... Kevin Neil: oh god, this is all my fault! Nice Nurse: i'm... so sorry. Kevin Neil: i should have never taken that call i should have never told jimmy what hank said Kevin Neil: i put him here again! Kevin Neil: i AM a curse! Nice Nurse: don't blame yourself for anything. it was his decision. Kevin Neil: Nice Nurse: seeing him right now may upset you more... we had to strap his arms down to the bed to keep him from hurting himself... Nice Nurse: and others... Kevin Neil: ohh no! Kevin Neil: Nice Nurse: Kevin Neil: Nice Nurse: Nice Nurse: my name is Rikku, if you need anything, have any questions just ask for me, okay? Kevin Neil: o-okay Kevin Neil: Rikku: i have to go check on some paitents .o0(spunge bath time... eh....) Rikku: he's expected to recover for the most part... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i'm gald... Kevin Neil: i feel terrible Rikku: i'll try to talk to him again, okay? i know you miss him. Kevin Neil: Rikku: you should get some rest. Kevin Neil: right...i'll go back home...get some rest.. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i love this song Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: excuse me...anyone here? Clerk: can i help you? Kevin Neil: can i have...a dozen roses, please? Clerk: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: nurse!!! Rikku: eh...yes, james? Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: now that's what i'm here for! Little Jimmy Urine: you're wet! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Rikku: yeah, mr.borland next door. Kevin Neil: uhm...scuse me? Nurse: yes? Little Jimmy Urine: is it my turn yet? Rikku: james, james, james... Kevin Neil: uh...is uh... rikku! yes is she in? Rikku: be good, promise? Nurse: someone here to see you, rikku Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: gez, i'll be back, cutie. Little Jimmy Urine: damn! Rikku: Kevin Neil: uh...can you give these to jimmy? Kevin Neil: Rikku: why, sure! Kevin Neil: thank you! Rikku: they're beautiful. Kevin Neil: thanks...it's my favorite flower..my flower of choice...sniff em they smell good Kevin Neil: Rikku: ooo! i'm sure he'll be happy to get these. Kevin Neil: i hope so! Little Jimmy Urine: nurse!!!! Kevin Neil: Rikku: he really needs to learn how to use the pager... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: well, back to... work i guess you'd call it... Kevin Neil: will you put those in water for me, they die quickly Rikku: no problem. Kevin Neil: thank you...i'll go home now Rikku: i'll have them call you... if he changes his mind. Rikku: i'm trying to talk him into it. Kevin Neil: thanks, you're really nice Little Jimmy Urine: nurse! i'm dirty!!! Kevin Neil: Rikku: Kevin Neil: thanks for your help... Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: nurse!! Rikku: james! Little Jimmy Urine: come on! Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: what are those for? Rikku: um... Rikku: Rikku: k-kevin brought those for you... Little Jimmy Urine: he's still here!? Rikku: no... he left. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(what does he want from me anyway!?) Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: (... the next day...) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ...nurse...? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: <...there was no pager> Little Jimmy Urine: omigod! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: nurse! Little Jimmy Urine: nice nurse! where are you!? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Male Nurse: problems? Little Jimmy Urine: wh-where's the nice lady nurse? Male Nurse: at the general hospital. Little Jimmy Urine: ...then... where am i? Male Nurse: you're at the asylum. you were transfered her last night after you attacked your nice nurse. Little Jimmy Urine: Male Nurse: attempted suicide is illegal, pal. and attacking nice little nurses is too! Male Nurse: welcome to the crazy house, mister.... URINE! Male Nurse: if you need me, the name is wayne. though... i'm sure you can handle it all by yourself like you always do... mr.urine. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i want to talk to my nurse! Wayne: i am your nurse! Little Jimmy Urine: ...i... ment... the lady nurse... Wayne: i'm sorry, i don't play dress up. Wayne: ah, that was a good one Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: wayne was it? i'm... kinda hungry... Wayne: shut it crazy boy. you eat when i tell you you can eat! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: d-don't i get a phone call? Wayne: what do you think this is? a prison? a phone call. yeah, right. hahaha! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: fuck it... Kevin Neil: why hasn't anyone called? Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: Rikku: Kevin Neil: Rikku: Kevin Neil: are you alright? what happened to you? Kevin Neil: Rikku: yeah... i'm fine. just doin' some paper work... Kevin Neil: can i...see jimmy? Rikku: i'm... sorry, he's.... gone. Kevin Neil: oh my goood! Rikku: he was sent to the asylum in westfield. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: oh...oh... Kevin Neil: why is he...there? Kevin Neil: what is he doing i-in an asylum? Rikku: ... he attacked me. he was scheduled to ship out there later in the week anyway for his attempts (sounds like cargo) but after this... they rushed him off immediately Kevin Neil: oh...oh god Kevin Neil: poor jimmy... Rikku: .o0(he's mine now...) Rikku: do you want to... go out to lunch and talk about it? Kevin Neil: sure.... Rikku: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: ah!!!!!! Wayne: yeah, yeah, it's me. Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: yum yum time. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: what is that!? a rat!? Wayne: of course. Little Jimmy Urine: you've got to be kidding! Wayne: it's fucking chicken! eat it! Little Jimmy Urine: y-you swore... Wayne: shit yeah i did. this ain't no prissy pussy general hospital. Wayne: the only kids we have at this hospital, if you wanna call it that, are ones that shot up thier schools and lit there moms on fire. Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: eat you little shit! Wayne: look at that! you have no meat of your bones! i can see your hip bones ripping through your underwear! Wayne: eat, urine!! Little Jimmy Urine: Wayne: Little Jimmy Urine: fuck! Little Jimmy Urine: what kind of hospital is this!!?? Wayne: a crazy one. i'm not here to make you feel better. that's what the other place was for. Little Jimmy Urine: then... what are you here for? Wayne: i'm here to make your life a living hell... Little Jimmy Urine: seriously? Wayne: i'm here to make you a proper member of society again... and society is one fucked up thing. Little Jimmy Urine: ... ... that's a pretty neat job! where can i sign up? Wayne: i like you. Wayne: enjoy your meal, you worm. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Rikku: Kevin Neil: Rikku: so how long have you lived around here? Kevin Neil: oh..since i was 20, so about 8 years Kevin Neil: i used to live in New York...too cold... Rikku: Rikku: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: jimmy told me...that he cared... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Rikku: Rikku: he has... issues... Kevin Neil: i know... Kevin Neil: but... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i think...i cling onto him a lot and i think he hates me for it Rikku: you do know... that he's on his "way out", right? Kevin Neil: what do you mean? Rikku: i think that's why he tried to kill himself... all those times. Kevin Neil: i know.... Kevin Neil: Rikku: he's lost his mind. can't think normal. he's like, in a world of his own... Rikku: it's best just to... let him go. Rikku: Kevin Neil: b-but he needs me... Kevin Neil: i care a lot about him... Rikku: he's gone now. it's best to move on... Rikku: Kevin Neil: n-no.... Rikku: the asylum is like a prison. he's not gonna be of any use to you there Rikku: Kevin Neil: i know but.... Rikku: look what he did to me Kevin Neil: i-i-know, but... Kevin Neil: but... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i asked him what he would want more...if he wanted to leave, he could have! Rikku: and he tried. Kevin Neil: Rikku: .o0(he's so mine) Kevin Neil: n-no i hate..c-crying... Kevin Neil: i'm always crying... Kevin Neil: Rikku: ...it's okay... there are nice people at the asylum who'll take care of him from now on. Kevin Neil: i'm so worried about him...and...i think he hates me! Kevin Neil: Rikku: he will only hurt you. but i'll always be here for you. Kevin Neil: Rikku: .o0(buh-bye jimmy!) Kevin Neil: d-did he say something about...m-my roses? Rikku: Kevin Neil: he didn't...? Kevin Neil: