Night at Babylon (Jimmy and Daron) Kevin Neil: you wanna go to babylon? Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine:... ...sure Kevin Neil: okay, but i need a shower i stink Little Jimmy Urine: ok Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil:<"you spin me" lol> Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: i do not wear capris Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: you look yummy Little Jimmy Urine: that's the idea Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: if we're too tired to do it later Little Jimmy Urine: thank god. i thought i would have been a dull night... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: (punk version of- stand by me) Little Jimmy Urine: what? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: never mind Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: (at babylon) Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: (note to you- when there is NO name before a caption then it is jimmy talking. but when there is a name, obviously it's that person. but you knew that.) Kevin Neil: (yeah i figured) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: hi! 'sup! what's goin' on? hey! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: sup, sup, sup, supsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsup.... hi. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: heh... Little Jimmy Urine: man, I haven’t been aloud in here since... that night I got beaten in the head! hehe! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: (2 hookers and an eighball! new msi song! yey!) Kevin Neil: you wanna dance with me? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: um... Little Jimmy Urine: in a few. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: I need to go powder my nose Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: <"that's what the couches are for!" tee hee) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: ow! Kevin Neil: oh....it's you... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: you come here alone? cause uh...we can dance and catch up... Kevin Neil: no... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: fuck! Hank: come on, baby don't be a poophead! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: stop hitting me Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: go away Kevin Neil: shoo Hank: aww come on! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: don't be like that! we haven't seen each other in a long long time besides, dickhead, what are you doing here? Hank: you never come here! Stranger: hey, pal. you wanna share some? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: I wanted to bring jimmy Kevin Neil: Stranger: come on, kid! you're hardly built to snort half that bag let alone the whole thing! Little Jimmy Urine: Stranger: you fuck! I hope you OD and die! Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: Hank: what the hell? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank:...jimmy? Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: hey did you see that hot guy with the long black bangs and the torn black shirt?! everyone's checking him out!! Hank: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: what a fuckin loser Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Fucked Up Guy: hey, dude Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: yeah? Fucked Up Guy: I’ll give you a square for 120, deal? Pretty Twink: hey, sweet thing... Kevin Neil: uh...were you talking to me? Pretty Twink: you looking for some...nice lovin? Little Jimmy Urine: sure! Little Jimmy Urine: it's all I got! Kevin Neil: Pretty Twink: huh? whaddya say, it's for free... Fucked Up Guy: that'll do! enjoy. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: oh, how I’ve missed thee... Kevin Neil: no thanks Pretty Twink: is this not good enough for you? Kevin Neil: go away Pretty Twink: fuck you ya little shit! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: dammit what the hell is he doing I wanna dance! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: hey. Man: hey.. Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: I hope he didn't pass out in the bathroom... Little Jimmy Urine: uh... so... bright night huh? Man: yeah. I guess. a butterfly would make it better though Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: jimmy? Little Jimmy Urine: Man: Man: oh, by the way, the name's Daron. Little Jimmy Urine: h-hi Daron Hank: Hank: jimmy left. Kevin Neil: hank? Little Jimmy Urine: butterfly's anyone? Daron: you have ecstacy!? Daron: well? Little Jimmy Urine: uh... Hank: he was fucking cracked out, i think he brought some drugs... Hank: you...might find him around some coke addicts or some dealers Kevin Neil: fuck... Daron: come on, you wanna freak don't ya? Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: oh man... Daron: Daron: how about it? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: perfect aim! Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Cute Eyed Guy: hey... Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Cute Eyed Guy: wanna dance, sexy? Kevin Neil: i am dancing, you retard... Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Cute Eyed Guy: i meant with me! Kevin Neil: no... Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: (laughs) Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: god where the hell is he? Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: oh... god... Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: man, this sucks... Skinny Guy: did you say suck? that's the magic word baby! Kevin Neil: god i wish you would all leave me alone! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Skinny Guy: why would you come to babylon and expect nothing of your queers...i mean, peers Skinny Guy: come on baby, you look like you need your dick sucked bad. free of charge! Kevin Neil: n-no i don't think so... Skinny Guy: come on, you're a beautiful guy, i'm sure it'll only take a few minutes... Kevin Neil: look i said no! leave me alone! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: having fun yet, kevy? Kevin Neil: what do you think? Hank: awww is jimmy not spending time with you, you know my offer still stands if you wanna catch up on things... Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: kevy you look like you haven't had your dick sucked in a few fuckin millenia! Kevin Neil: would you leave me alone you fucking piss puddle?! Kevin Neil: (piss puddle?) Kevin Neil: Hank: you look like your night sucked..or rather not Kevin Neil: hank what do you want? Daron: like a fuckin prorn star! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: nothin you can give...you were never good at it anyway Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: neither were you... Hank: not from what i've heard! don't tell anyone, but there's this one very pretty guy who wants to talk with you, i think it might be good for you if you do so, go ahead, meet people! Little Jimmy Urine: uh!...uhh.... Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Daron: Hank: holy fuck! did you see that?! Hank: flying panties!! that was so cool! Hank: sweeet!! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: kevy!! lookie what i got! Kevin Neil: whatever Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: oh, shit! oh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit!! Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: kick ass free panties Kevin Neil: gross you don't know where those came from! Hank: the balcony!! you get all kinds o' cool stuff from up there! Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: it's kinda sad those look familiar... Hank: oooo you did get naughty today, didn;t you? Kevin Neil: no....but someone else is... Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: eehhhuhhh!!!!! Hank: sweet!!! they probably have yummy cum stains all over em! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: fuck you! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: why don't you have a taste and find out? Hank: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: dear lord, hank!! Hank: mmmm Hank: tastes like...yup, that's cum alright! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: (msi-dicks are for my friends) Kevin Neil: Hank: kinda sugary...minty...a tad salty Hank: smells like you!!! Kevin Neil: i don;t wear panties! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Hank: maybe you do wear em you just doen't know it you said they look familiar! Little Jimmy Urine: (they're little girl's undies) Hank: or...maybe you did screw somone and just can't remember and that's why they look familiar Kevin Neil: no...the only ones i know that wear panties is you an jim- Hank: oh my god!.....how did youknow that?! Kevin Neil: we used to be b/f's..... Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: oh... Kevin Neil: no no no... Hank: hey it's alright.....these panties are really cool Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i-i-i can feel it... Daron: come on! come on! Kevin Neil: not that you ass Hank: what then? (camera pulls up) lol Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil says: Hank: goin somewhere? that's the shirt i bought you...i see you take good care of gifts> Kevin Neil: it was...sort of an emergency Hank: that you ripped a fucking 50 dollar shirt?! Hank: had to be one fucking big ass emergency you tore the shit out of it! Kevin Neil: Hank: where are you going? Kevin Neil: where else? Hank: could you give me a ride, i wa supposed to go home with this one guy i came here with, but he left already with some twinky teenager> Kevin Neil: are you serious?! Hank: what did i ever do to you? huh? Kevin Neil: Daron: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: shhhhit! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: was it good? i couldn't tell. Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: lifts jimmy off of him with no problem and gets his pants back on> Kevin Neil: finally a fucking... Kevin Neil: a fucking break! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron: t'was fun! Daron: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil:.o0(maybe i shoud just get fucked up on ecstasy) Kevin Neil: nah... Little Jimmy Urine: Jay: you look like shit. Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Jay: you look like you were just raped and beaten... though i know you were the one giving it... Little Jimmy Urine: shut the fuck up! Hank: hey...you change your mind about that ride? Kevin Neil: no...i just...need more to drink. Little Jimmy Urine: i'll kill your ass in my- stop the bitching! Jay: uh... yeah. Jay: you're fucked up. Little Jimmy Urine: uh......... Hank: you can't drink the night away, i'm sure there's plenty of hot guys willing to fuck the shit out of you! Hank: or me... Kevin Neil: i have to find jimmy and make sure he's okay Hank: stupid bitch Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: must get coat... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: eyes half closed> Kevin Neil:baby...what the hell are you on?! Little Jimmy Urine: hi. Little Jimmy Urine: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil says: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: what the fuck... Little Jimmy Urine: ooohhh... i feel like good shit. Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil : i hate it when you do this Little Jimmy Urine: do what? i'm just freak freak freakin! Kevin Neil: i was gonna leave but i promised... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: oh, shit man, haha! you wouldn't believe what i saw... Little Jimmy Urine: this guy, his face was like, orange, right? omigod... Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: the fuckin couch walked away! i was all like, "shit dude! get the couch!" Kevin Neil: honey, you're so fucked up Little Jimmy Urine: ehhahah! it was great Little Jimmy Urine: hell yea! i hit like a lot of shit! Little Jimmy Urine: i've totally missed it, man. Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: oh god, how did i get by without it? Kevin Neil:we need to get you home.... Little Jimmy Urine: i used my pole toe pole the hoe... Little Jimmy Urine: i just need a chemical blow to paint her up! whoo! Little Jimmy Urine: (a totally fucked of version of bring the pain) Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: hey! where's my cash! Kevin Neil: what? Little Jimmy Urine: my moola! Little Jimmy Urine: Daron! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: he took it! Little Jimmy Urine: heh, i said took. Kevin Neil: how much was it? Little Jimmy Urine: what? you? no. you're Daron? you're not orange! Kevin Neil: baby, stoppit i can't stand to see you like this Little Jimmy Urine: seeing me like what? happy? Kevin Neil: no! fucked up like this Little Jimmy Urine: oh, there it is. Little Jimmy Urine: seen my undies? i think they were stolen... Kevin Neil: i...hank...has em Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: that's sick, dude! Kevin Neil : Little Jimmy Urine: .o0(was Daron really hank in a mask?) Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: baby can we go home Little Jimmy Urine: i suppose... Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: whoa! that would have been cool! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: can i crowd surf!? Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: jimmy!!! Kevin Neil: what are you doing? Little Jimmy Urine: trying to have fun. Little Jimmy Urine: don't you ever have fun? Kevin Neil: jimmy, your're high as fuck, you're ginna kill yourslef if you aren't carefulo! Little Jimmy Urine: (is that spanish?)lol! Kevin Neil:(you know what i mean) Little Jimmy Urine: (yeah, it was cute.) Little Jimmy Urine: (information society- i want to know comes on) Little Jimmy Urine: oo! Little Jimmy Urine: i love this song! Kevin Neil:jimmy... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil:jimmy, you- Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: Drug Dealer: this is some good shit! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: jimmy, stop! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: : Little Jimmy Urine: hey there tiny! Kevin Neil: Bufferd: ew. Bufferd: Kevin Neil: you dick! Little Jimmy Urine: shit! Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: i'll kill him! let me at him! Kevin Neil: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: Little Jimmy Urine: you fuck! come back here! Little Jimmy Urine: i'll step on you! Kevin Neil: baby! relax! Bufferd: Little Jimmy Urine: yeah. easy for you to say! he raped my momma! Little Jimmy Urine: then my dog! Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: jimmy stop it! Kevin Neil: (tightens his grip i should say) Little Jimmy Urine: ...okay....... Little Jimmy Urine: Kevin Neil: we need to get you home