Jimmy Urine:
<is standing outside wayne's appartment thinking>

Kevin Neil:
<speeds through town, thinking of where to go>
<blares his subs...> you were made to diiiie!!! i was made to flyyyy!
<pulls into the hospital visitors lot and gets out>

Jimmy Urine:
<stares at the door>
<lifts his hand to knock>
<knocks holding his breath>
<waits>

Wayne:
<comes up the stairs behind him> what the fuck are you doing here?

Jimmy Urine:
<turns and screams>
i...i...

Wayne: 
get the fuck outta here! go home!

Jimmy Urine:
i... just came by to... uh...

Wayne:
<glares> do get something? a beating?

Jimmy Urine:
<licks his lips> i thought...

Wayne:
what? you and kevin in a fight or something?

Jimmy Urine:
um... well... not really...

Wayne: 
<steps forward slowly and places his hand over jimmy's face>

Wayne: 
<pulls back his own middle finger with his other hand.... 
and lets it smack jimmy in the forehead>

Wayne: 
go home then. <unlocks his door>

Jimmy Urine:
wayne...

Wayne: 
<turns and points at jimmy> dont' start that faggoty shit.

Jimmy Urine:
<is shocked> f-f-faggoty?

Wayne: <throws the door open>

Jimmy Urine:
i thought that you...

Wayne: 
<looks at jimmy> don't say it.

Jimmy Urine:
you're imbarassed arn't you!?

Wayne: 
imbarassed? about what!?

Jimmy Urine:
<steps forward and lifts his head to kiss wayne>

Wayne: 
<dosn't even try to resist>

Wayne: 
<pulls jimmy inside>

Wayne: 
<throws him on the couch>

Jimmy Urine:
<looks up> hey... i don't get it...

Wayne: 
<climbs up next to him>

Wayne: 
what's the problem?

Jimmy Urine:
<sits up> you.

Wayne: 
<glares> ME!?

Jimmy Urine:
yeah, you're such an asshole! and you expect me to just lay myself down and 
let you lose it to me?

Wayne: 
lose it?

Jimmy Urine:
<nods> you've never did it with a man i take it?

Wayne: 
<moves away> fuck no.

Jimmy Urine:
<shrugs> see? it's a whole new ball park.

Wayne: 
okay, i can't handle all this queer chat...

Jimmy Urine:
<shakes his head> if you're experimenting, i can tell you right now....
YOU ARE NOT GAY!!!!

Wayne: 
<stares>

Jimmy Urine:
<gets up and heads to the door in a huff>

Wayne: 
hey, wait...

Jimmy Urine:
<turns to look at wayne> 'queers' are more sensitive then you...

Wayne: 
i never said i was gay!!

Jimmy Urine:
<eyes widen and bottom jaw slides forward, his fingers like claws> god!
<leaves>

Wayne: 
<sits back down on the couch> damn it.... shot down.





Kevin Neil:
<wakes up around noonish, his usual starting time for the day>
<grabs his coat and leaves>
<running out to his car>
<slips some sunglasses on, they were tinted orange. takes in one big breath upon 
getting in his car>
<walks up to the from desk> uhm...excuse me...is rikku working today? <to the receptionist>
<bought a rose from the shoppe>

Receptionist:
no, i'm sorry...she’s off today....

Kevin Neil:
<bites his lip>
<nods> okay...
<walks out>
<gets in his car> dammit..<looks at himself in the rearview>
<fixes the crooked mirror>
<then starts his car>
<drives to starbucks, the only other place he can think of>

Jack: 
<is sitting at a table with alex. he sees kevin come in>

Kevin Neil:
<doesn't see him, but orders a vanilla capachino with sprinkles>

Jack: 
k-kevin!
<waves>

Kevin Neil:
<looks over to see him> oh, hey....

Jack: 
come over here, sit with us..

Kevin Neil:
<stares for a minute, thinking, then nods> o-okay..<scoots in next to jack, 
sipping his coffee>

Alex: <licks his lips> so...nice seeing you again...

Kevin Neil:
<nods at him> yeah....

Jack: so how are things?

Kevin Neil:
<shrugs> fine....

Alex: 
<leans in to kevin, speaking softly>
you know...i saw your boyfriend the other night...

Kevin Neil:
<blinks> oh...okay....

Jack: <kicks alex from underneath the table. he cringes in pain>

Kevin Neil:
i take it you saw him a babylon. that was a few days ago....

Alex: 
ohhh yeah!

Kevin Neil:
<stares at him>

Alex: 
i mean..he was...cute...

Alex: 
and...everything....

Jack: 
shut up alex, you're a terd!

Kevin Neil:
<can't help but smile and giggle>

Alex: 
what did you call me that for?

Jack: 
cause you are...terd...

Alex: 
you're a bigger terd (they sound like two brothers...)

Kevin Neil:
<giggles, covering his mouth>

Jack: 
at least i'm not a...

Kevin Neil:
stoppit you two
<drinks as they fall silent>

Jack: 
so...how is everything going? you doing anything tonight?

Alex: 
<glares>

Jack: 
what?

Kevin Neil:
<looks at them both back and forth> are you guys, uh...dating?

Jack: 
laughs out loud, receiving stares>

Alex: 
what’s so funny, jack?

Jack: 
are you kidding?!

Alex: 
<looks horrified>
what are you talking about?

Jack: 
<wraps his arm around kevin's shoulders> he's uh...too slutty for me...
okay to be honest we are kinda...boyfriends...

Alex: 
<relaxes>

Jack: 
but...<glares at alex> he hurts me a lot and he knows it...so we're kinda not...

Alex: 
<sticks his tongue out> you said i had my own little options

Jack: 
i never said that...

Kevin Neil:
.o0(they sound like they're married...)

Jack: 
anyways, kevin....how would you like to go to babylon with us tonight?

Alex: 
are you stupid? he has a boyfriend...

Jack: 
i didn't know you knew anything about that...

Alex: 
<nods sarcastically>

Kevin Neil:
jimmy and i...are kinda....uh...<thinks>

Jack: 
so...<pulls kevin against his body> come to babylon with us tonight...

Kevin Neil:
<nods to jack and alex> i....guess i could....

Jack: 
<cheers> yay!!

Alex: 
<shakes his head>
<glares at kevin, pointing a finger> man, you try anything...

Kevin Neil:
<stares> i think i should go....

Jack: 
alex would you shut the fuck up?!

Kevin Neil:
<stands up> i'll see you guys at the club later
<rubs the back of his neck and leaves>

Jack: 
<tsks> your people skills suck...he probably needs to get out for once

Alex: 
<shakes his head again> fuck you, dildo...

Jack: 
<laughs> yeah you wish





Jimmy Urine:
<walks up the street with his hands in his pockets>
<glances at a pay phone in an alley>
<reaches into his wallet and pulls out a folded paper>
<opens it> ...find your happiness....
<flips over the letter and picks up the phone>
one...
eight hundred...
c-o-l-l-e-c-t.....
<dials the number on the back of the paper>


Daron: 
<fumbles with the phone, half asleep> mmm? what?

Jimmy Urine:
<stutters> d-daron?

Daron: 
who the fuck is this?

Jimmy Urine:
j-jimmy...

Daron: 
<clears his throat and swallows> jimmy? what are you doing calling me collect? 
did something happen?

Jimmy Urine:
um..
<thinks to himself>
.o0 (crap... he won't come and get me even if i ask nicely...)
um...

Daron: 
jimmy. this had better be important. you care charging this call to-

Jimmy Urine:
kevin!

Daron: 
what...?

Jimmy Urine:
kevin! h-he beat me!
he tried to kill me!

Daron: 
WHAT!? what on earth are you talking about?

Jimmy Urine:
<chews his nails> umm... i ran away... i'm at the corner of... <looks>
12th and rodney.

Daron: 
are you okay?

Jimmy Urine:
<fake coughs> n-no... i'm bleeding a lot...

Daron: 
oh, jesus... i'll be right there. try not to move!

Jimmy Urine:
<hangs up staring at the phone>
...i feel so....
...dirty...
.o0 ( i made kevin look like a jerk and... i lied to daron taking advantage of him...)
<leans against the wall watching the cars go by>
<thinks>
<suddenly jerks> shit! i'm not bloody!
<looks around> um... um...
<panics> he'll never believe me if i don't look like shit... (even though he still kinda does)
<spur of the moment thinking... runs out into the street>
<horns honk, he jumps onto the hood of the closes moving vehicle>
<slides up the winshield, the car stops>
ow.......

Man:
holy shit! are you okay!?

Jimmy Urine:
<sits up holding his face>
<nods> i'm good.... i do this often...
<slides off the car, his knee bleeding and nose gushing...>
<limps away> .o0 (i think that will suffice)

Man:
sir! you need medical-

Jimmy Urine:
<flips him off>
<lays down on the concrete by the wall>

Man:
<gets back in the car> fucker!!

Jimmy Urine:
<lets his bloody nose leak onto the ground making a small puddle under his face>



Kevin Neil:
<walks in the tattoo parlor>

Man:
can i help you?

Kevin Neil:
<nods> i uh...<looks around> want a tattoo...



Daron: <pulls up in his car and jumps out before he could even park> jimmy!!
<runs over kneeling beside him> omigod! i'll kill him!!

Jimmy Urine:
<lifts his head and holds his hand up> no... it's okay. it was my doing... 
i pushed him too far-

Daron: 
nothing you could do could get anyone the right to do this!!

Jimmy Urine:
i...i... just wanna lay down...

Daron: 
y-you are...

Jimmy Urine:
oh? <sighs fakly> i just wanna go home...

Daron: 
<helps jimmy to his feet> i'll take you home and have myself a little 'chat' with kevin...

Jimmy Urine:
what!? no!
i mean...
no, i couldn't bare to see him right now...
i've hurt him enough.

Daron: 
<helps jimmy to his car> it'll be okay. i'll take you to my place.

Jimmy Urine:
.o0(eek! daron's place!? ooo!)

(lalalalalalala... drives.....lalalalalalala... gets to his place, just off the main road)

Daron: 
<helps jimmy up the front steps and opens the front door, they take the elevator up to 
the next floor>
<unlocks his door>

Jimmy Urine:
<smiles in anticipation>

Daron: 
<opens the door>

Jimmy Urine:
<limps in first... the place looks like-.... the pad from half baked>
whoa.

Daron: 
<closes the door>

Jimmy Urine:
<counts the bong collections on the shelves>

Jimmy Urine:
nice digs...

Daron: 
thanks. this way to my bed.

Jimmy Urine:
<eyes widen> shibby!!!
<looks around as they walk through the kitchen and into the living room area>

Jimmy Urine:
is there a guy sleeping on you couch?

Daron: 
huh?

Jimmy Urine:
nothing.
<a little orange cat, thin like the desert come flying in the room, 
jimmy looks at it> you have a cat?

Daron: 
yeah. that's ATWA.

Jimmy Urine:
who fed it when you were running from the law?

Daron: 
my neighbor. he's a nice guy.

Daron: 
i have a black cat too. it's name is charles.

Jimmy Urine:
<squints> charles?

Daron: 
<enters the bedroom> yeah. manson.

Jimmy Urine:
oo...
oh! ATWA!
air, trees, and water!

Daron: 
<nods and point to the bed... the sheets are silky black with lagre green pot leaves on them> 
lay down.

Jimmy Urine:
<limps over to the bed and sits> you like charles manson?

Daron: 
<sits beside him> yeah, charles manson is like my fucking idol.

Jimmy Urine:
<stares> whoa. that's creepy...

Daron: 
i don't think so. anyone who'd carve a swastica into his fucking forehead is very secure 
with himself.

Jimmy Urine:
i guess.

Daron: 
he's innocent. why would he lie? he's in for life anyway.

Jimmy Urine:
true... but what about the laura tate murders?

Daron: 
some other fuck did it and said that manson made him. simple as that.
to me charles manson is like ghandi.

Jimmy Urine:
...?

Daron: 
they're both procicuted for their beliefs. and they're both innosent of any crime...

Jimmy Urine:
<smiles> wow. you sure have a lot of good insight.

Daron: 
<smiles and nods> comes with being a lawyer..o0(and a drug dealer.)
<kisses jimmy on the forehead> now lay down. you look like you got hit by a fucking car.

Jimmy Urine:
...heh...yeah.

Jimmy Urine:
<lays back>

Daron: 
<stands and brushes his own hair behind his ears> the bed should still be warm.... 
i was taking a nap when you called...

Jimmy Urine:
oh... sorry. <glances over at the phone on the bedside table>
<double takes>
<it's a naked woman with her legs spead and the numbers on her cooch>

Daron: 
<grabs his sunglasses off the nightstand and puts them on, nods to jimmy> you relax. 
i'm gonna run up to the store really quick to get you some... food and stuff.

Jimmy Urine:
i like-

Daron: 
spegetti-o's, i know

Jimmy Urine:
<smiles and pulls the covers up>

Daron: 
<shakes his head and grabs his hat as head heads out>

Jimmy Urine:
<snuggles down, the room reaked of pot>
<ATWA jumped up onto the bed and walked around jimmy's legs>
hey, there, pussy.
<scratches it on it's lower back making it's tail go up>




Kevin Neil:
<gets in his car and drives to the club. sees alex and jack there sitting by jack's car>
<gets out of his car and steps up to them> hey...

Jack: 
kevin! hi!

Alex: 
<rolls his eyes>

Kevin Neil:
<giggles happily> i got a tattoo!!

Jack: 
sweet ass!! lemme see!

Kevin Neil:
<turns around, pointing to it on his right shoulder>

Jack: 
that is beautiful!

Kevin Neil:
<nods, smiling> thank you...i made the design myself!
<the pen on his arm is very faded>

Jack: 
what the hell is an LJU?

Kevin Neil:
<shakes his head> oh..<feels a tad shy> it's uh...nothing let's go in
<loud music blares in his ears as he follows jack and alex inside>

Jack: 
<grins at kevin> so you wanna dance?

Kevin Neil:
uhm...<thinks> sure...
<walks out to the dance floor, more eyes following his fine, sweet ass then ever before>
<starts to shake his ass and jack starts to dance along with him. alex looks envious, 
trying to get jack away from kevin>
<watches, cocking a brow>
<all the blue and pink lights...all the shitty memories...he sighs>
i'm thirsty..<walks up to the bar>


Jimmy Urine:
<looks around the room at all the drug... accessories>
<finally notices the HUGE ass water bong in the corner> whoa.
this guy is a fucking pothead!
i never knew!!
<thinks back to that night on the balcony when they met...> oh yeah. forgot.
<slinks out of bed, deciding to explore>
<heads over to the closet and opens the doors>
<suits...>
<pushes them aside to the casual attire... a few wife beaters, black shirts, 
a charles manson shirt that said "die yuppy scum", and a little pink barbie tee>
<pulls the barbie tee of the hanger and looks at it>
hm.
<there's lip stick all over the collar>
<glitter everywhere else>
<hangs it back up and looks over to the dresser>
<closes the closet door and heads over to the dresser pulling the drawers open>
<nothing nothing and nothing!>
<the drawrs were empty>
<bits his lip and looks around as if anyone was watching>
<sticks his finger nail in the very corner inside the drawer and picks at it>
<pulls the base out and finding a small stash of crack... and a penthouse mag>
<replaces the base and closes the drawer>
<moves out into the bathroom>
<pulls the mirror forward and looks inside>
make -up...?
<lots of glammy flashing make-up>
<more than any woman would have>
<thinks... daron wears a little eye liner... but that's nothing big...>
.o0(he's not a drag queen.........)
.o0(....is he?)
<closes the mirror>
<kneels down and looks under the sink>
<pulls out some cleaning things, bleach, toilet paper, a box of tampons, a few washcloths, 
a hair brush...>
<pauses>
<slowly picks up the box of tampons holding it loosely as it it were toxic>
gentle glide? what the fuck!?
<throws the box back under there as if it were on fire>
<throws the doors closed and stands up>
is daron a fucking woman!?
<glances over to the shower...>
<pulls back the curtin>
<sees a black razor, herbal essence...> he better be queer to have that... or a woman! 
<a softie spongie thingie... and a venus razor>
<steps back letting the curtin drop back> okay...
something is a bit off here...
<hears the door open>
shit!
<runs... limps quickly back to the bed>



Kevin Neil:
<asks for a beer and chugs. jack walks up to him>

Jack: 
is something bothering you, kevin?

Kevin Neil:
<nods, still drinking>

Jack: 
come on, let's live it up!

Kevin Neil:
i don't really wanna dance...

Jack: 
look, kevin...i wanted to show you a good time, you looked so depressed...
i don't want you to hang around the bar, now come on

Kevin Neil:
<shakes his head> jack, i...really don't want to, i'm not in the mood

Jack: 
<thinks> alright...then...you can show me what your place looks like, i've never seen it!

Kevin Neil:
<looks at him casually> pleeease <drolly and casually>

Jack: 
what? what is it?

Kevin Neil:
you wanna "see what my place looks like?"

Jack: 
<holds a finger to his lip coyly> yeah!

Kevin Neil:
<smiles, giggling>

Alex: 
what are you doing jack?
Jack: 
talking to kevin...<looks over at alex who startled him>

Kevin Neil:
<taps jack's leg. alex sees>

Alex: 
fuck you, kevin! uhh!! <growls>

Kevin Neil:
what's his problem? <thinks about that...he knows all to well what the probem is>

Jack: 
come on! <tugs on kevin's arm> let's go!!

Kevin Neil:
<smiles huge> okay okay! stands up and takes jack with him to get his coat in the coat 
room before they leave>



Jimmy Urine:
<jumps in and pulls the covers up>

Daron: 
<tosses the shoping bag onto the kitchen counter and heads out into the living room>
<glances over at the bedroom door at the lump in the bed>

Jimmy Urine:
<his mind racing... imagination playing nasty tricks on him>
.o0 (barbie shirt? lipstick on the collar? glitter? make-up? tampons? herbal essence? VINUS RAZOR!?)

Daron: 
<quietly walks into the room>

Jimmy Urine:
<listens, heart thumping>

Daron: 
<climbs on the bed (not a water bed... it's one of those where you drop the bowling ball 
and such... sealee... i dunno. serta...)> 
<lays beside jimmy and spoons him pressing his nose up behind jimmy's ear>

Jimmy Urine:
<trembles>
<can feel darons.... yeah, in his back>
<relaxes a little... but still curious>



Kevin Neil:
<drives to his apartment and steps in, jack follows>

Jack: 
whoah...you have a big...ceiling!

Kevin Neil:
<chuckles>

Jack: 
<scans kevin's apartment> it's so nice!

Kevin Neil:
<looks to the floor> yeah...

Jack: 
<looks in kevin's bedroom> no way...

Kevin Neil:
what? what is it?

Jack: 
is that a waterbed?!

Kevin Neil:
uh....<stares> last i checked...
yeah..

Jack: 
<darts into the room> sweeet! <leaps onto the water mattress> i always wanted one of these!

Kevin Neil:
<walks up to the bedroom, seeing jack rolling around, feeling the waves flop and giggling...he reminded him a little of hank...>
what are you doing?

Jack:
<giggling> being cute!

Kevin Neil:
<laughs, shaking his head>
<walks back into the kitchen, stomach growling. looks in the cupboards...spaghettios>
hm....
why can't i buy lobster, or duck, or something fancy smancy....o0(cause jimmy likes spaghettios
....dumbass!)...oh yeah!
<shuts the cupboard>

Jack: 
<spreads eagle on kevin's bed, licking his lips as he watched him move about>

Kevin Neil:
.o0(not really in the mood for spaghettios...even though anything sounds yummy at the moment)

Jack: 
kevin! come here! <the call sounded desperate> quick!!

Kevin Neil:
<looks, walking toward the bedroom> what?

Jack: 
<points to his body> check me out! i'm a horny sexy bitch!

Kevin Neil:
<blinks>

Jack: 
<pats the mattress> get up here!

Kevin Neil:
uh...but...

Jack: 
oh come on, pussy!
<makes a kissy face> this is not how i remember you!
when we first met you seemed so mysterious! so sexy!
now you're like...boring

Kevin Neil:
<cocks a brow> boring?

Jack: 
well....yeah...like when we met years back you seemed like a teacher to me, 
and you were so dominant it was lustious!

Kevin Neil:
<wrinkles his nose>

Jack: 
why don't you transform into the old kevin? huh? just for like...tonight? or maybe forever if you want

Kevin Neil:
<thinks> jack...the old kevin caused a lot of heartache...

Jack: 
who the fuck's heart are you gonna break?

Kevin Neil:
<thinks> i uh...

Jack: 
just...think back! let those new vapors flood out and let the old vapors suck in! 
<climbs up to kevin, waving his hands like a shaman>

Kevin Neil:
<grabs his wrists tight> what the fuck...are you doing?!

Jack: 
hey..it worked!!

Kevin Neil:
<shoves jack back onto the mattress>

Jack: 
now this rough sex toy is the kevin i remember!

Kevin Neil:
<mixed signals!!> what?
<shakes his head>

Jack: 
no! don't shake this away! whatever came into your life changed you, 
kevin...look, kevin...look into my eyes!! (and take me to kellogs fruit loops!)

Kevin Neil:
<stares>

Jack: 
don't look away!
this man...this jimmy... he changed you, man! or should i say woman! 
yeah, you've become softy, not like the hard-core hard shell i knew...
think back...back to yester-year! when you were a hot, hard stud!!


(-->jack... meet jon. jon, meet your new play thing<--)

Jack:
...well i don't think you could forget that...you still are

Kevin Neil:
<it's like he's hypnotizing him>

Jack: 
now...let's try a test...
listen to my voice kevin...

Kevin Neil:
<looks around>
<stares at jack> where did i get you?

Jack: 
huh?